words in movies
[Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand.]
Monica: We are not going to whistle.
[Scene: Hospital, the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting.]
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
Chandler: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?
Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'
[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.]
(Enter Rachel and Paolo. They are both somewhat flustered)
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!
Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?
Joey: So are you gonna tell him?
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Monica: What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
Joey: What are you mad at me for?!
Coma Guy: I feel good! ...Who are you?
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"
Joey: Then she came back with "The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?"
Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"
Monica: Chandler, where are your tools?
Chandler: Are you serious? (they hug)
Ross: I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.
(Monica and Chandler are looking curiously at Joey.)
Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby?
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
Chandler: Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)
Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]
Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Phoebe: What are you talking about? Sarah's great!
Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!
[Scene: A clothes store. Ross and Phoebe are shopping]
Rachel: Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!
Phoebe: Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?
Chandler: We are NOT signing those papers.
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Chandler: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
[Scene: A restaurant. Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah. They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two. Their waiter approaches with two plates.]
Joey: (Spotting her movements takes her hand into his own) You are beautiful, you know that?
Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, puts one in her mouth and places the rest on her plate, then starts to reach over to Joey's platter again)
[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]
Ross: Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.
Sarah: What are you doing? I thought you don't share food.
Erica: So who are you?
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Chandler: Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
Joey: (nods) So, why are you still wearing it?
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window.]
Chandler: Those are all really old!
Joey: (walking towards her to hold her and support her) Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?
Precious: I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on here. I mean, are you guys getting back together or something?
Rachel: Are you serious?
(pause before Monica and Chandler speak, they look like they are looking for the right words)
Phoebe: Wha..? Again with the nature, what are you? Beavers?
Joey: What the hell are you doin'?
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
(The girls are stumped)
Ross: Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Rachel: Y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
Liam: How are ya man?
Monica: We sure are.
Phoebe: Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. (she got earrings)
Ross: Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?
Rachel: Ok, Ross, what�s going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?
Ross: Those are the pacts!
Chandler: Your hands are shaking.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. It's just Ross and Rachel. They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera.]
Monica: Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,...
Phoebe: Are you kidding?
Joey: Uuuh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams.
Roy: Are you talking about me?
[We get back to the Class of '91 reunion, where Ross and Chandler are still looking at Missy.]
Phoebe: Three hundred dollars, are you kidding?
Chandler: Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love.
Rachel: This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!
Phoebe: Yeah. (BEAT) Oh, I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise how good they are together.
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
[Scene: We cut back to the present. The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking.]
Ross: We are even, right?
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
Chandler: So where are you applying to?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
Rachel: Yeah, totally! You are in such good hands. And I'm so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you want to flirt a little bit, but not in a gross way. Just kind of like: "Oh mr. Pincer, I can see where Wallis gets his good looks..."
[Scene: The game show studio. Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle.]
Joey: Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored. (they hug)
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch. A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay.]
David: Well, i-it's okay. I-I-I understand... Well, s... well, are you happy with this guy?
Mike's mother: Yes, we are.
Mike's father: Who in God's name are you?
Joey: Ah, our little ones are growing up fast, uh?
[Scene: Wedding rehearsal dinner. Joey and Mike are talking.]
Sarah: (looks over at Joey's platter) Oh wow, are those stuffed clams?
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.
Joey: I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her.
Ross: Wait a minute, I know why I'm being such an ass, why are you?
Joey: Hey, what are you guys gonna do?
Joey: I don't think they are.
Monica: Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. They are all sitting around.]
[Scene: Outside. They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations.]
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
Ross: Woha! Wait... What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid anytime we want.
Rachel: Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to earth!
Monica: Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.
(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments. Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs.]
Chandler: Why are you wearing my apron?
Monica: These are for Erica!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.]
Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?
Rachel: Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?
Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller?
Chandler: Are you asking permission to break the pact?
Joey: What are you doing?
Chandler: You are going downer!