words in movies
Phoebe: (proud of herself) Oh yes, they are.
Charlie: Wait. Are you talking about the Dewar grant?
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Joey and Emma are there.]
Chandler: He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!
[Scene: A restaurant. Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart]
Charlie: Me too. (she and Benjamin are hugging for very long and Ross starts pretending to clear his throat, until they stop)
Ross: See, there are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated.
Benjamin: I'm sorry. I just haven't seen her for so long! All these feelings are rushing back! I'm starting to realize how much I missed her, and I'm gonna need you to break up with her.
Ross: Are you serious?
[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
Rachel: But you are a liar.
Chandler: Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape?
Joey says "Ichiban". It displays a few girls dancing around and Joey fills most of the screen, he puts something blue on his lips and smacks them saying "Lipstick For Men!" It goes on to show him playing a guitar and putting on more blue lipstick. In the end he says seductively "Ichiban... Lipstick For Men" and "Sahiko" and it ends. Chandler and Rachel are speechless.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here?
(Joey's eyes are twice their size now, and looks nervously from Rachel to Gladys and back.)
(While they are both pushing the painting towards each other, Phoebe enters)
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
Chandler: Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape. And I promise, next time to submit you whether I think you are right for the part or not.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Benjamin: Dr. Geller...? Charlie... What are you... what are you doing here?
Ross: Okay, that's it. WE ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!
(There are scratching and squeaking noises coming from the living room, and Joey wakes up, terrified. He pulls his blanket higher. The doorknob is turning.)
Chandler: Why are you wearing my apron?
Monica: These are for Erica!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.]
Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?
Rachel: Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?
Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller?
Chandler: Are you asking permission to break the pact?
Joey: What are you doing?
Chandler: You are going downer!
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
Monica: Are you awake?
(Time lapse. Chandler and Monica are in bed now)
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]
Ross: You too! What are the odds?
Mr Campbell: Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: What are you, what are you talking about? How did this happen?
[Scene: The playground. Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there. Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands.]
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Joey: (squinting his eyes) Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!
Girl: Who are you?
Phoebe: Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?
Joey: Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?
Mackenzie: What are you? Eight?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Chandler: Man, those two dogs are going at it!
Woman: Oh hey, how are you?
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are leaving.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. They are preparing to show Laura around. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other.
[Flashback scene from last week, Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there.]
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Announcer: Get a load of this... She's proposing to him. Guess we know who wears the pants in that family. (people are laughing, while Mike still seems bewildered)
Phoebe-Estelle: What are you saying?
Phoebe-Estelle: Don’t take that tone with me. Who you think you are? Alan Lemond, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe! I mean Im justWait a minute. If Im your maid of honor that means you are Monicas.
Phoebe: Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
[Scene: house next to the one the Bings are moving into. Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door.]
Girl: I'm Mackenzie. My stupid parents are selling this house.
Monica: They could be our neighbors, what are they like?
(Chandler and Monica are speechless).
Phoebe: Hey Joey, want come with me to… are you ok?
Joey: Oh, hey, my pleasure. (he suddenly becomes very serious) So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?
Chandler: The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other couple are the Hitlers.
[Scene: The house Monica and Chandler are viewing. Janice comes down the stairs.]
Mike: I heard that weddings are like a 40 billion dollar a year industry.
Janice: Chandler, what are you talking about?
Rachel: You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Joey: You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!
Rachel: The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) But then the day comes! And thats every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again
[Scene: Joey's place. Rachel and Joey are talking]
Rachel: I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Ross: Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.
Ross: What are you guys doing?
Monica (enters the room): Are, are you kidding? This is packing?
Rachel: You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?
[Scene: Guest room. Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed.]
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
[Scene: Central Perk. The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents.]
Chandler: Really? Then what are they doing in our guestroom?
Monica: What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
Ross: Are you kidding? Oh my God...
[Scene: The guest bedroom. Rachel and Monica are talking to each other.]
Chandler: Don't say Richard! Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?
Chandler: I think these are yours.
Phoebe: These are not mine... Look how flimsy they are, come on! Good God! You try to hang a guy from a waterpipe with these, they'll snap like a piece of licorice.
Ross: God! I can't believe she saved me for last. (looking out to the balcony) Why are they taking so long?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. The others are still there.]
Monica: Oh no! You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here.
Chandler: Hey Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are.
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
(He starts. And well, Celebration was never meant to be played on the bagpipe, so even the best bag pipe players in the world would have trouble with that particular song. So of course, for a beginner like Ross, it sounds absolutely dreadful. The assembled audience minus Phoebe, are horrified. Phoebe, immune to bad music, seems to enjoy it.)
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Chandler: Where are you going?
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Monica: What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?
Phoebe: David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be in Russia?
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Joey: So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are hauling out the porcelain dog from Joey's room. Chandler is holding the dog by the rear in a rather interesting position.]
Monica: (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!
[Scene: Cousin Frannies Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are entering and finding their table.]
Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there.]
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Phoebe: Hey, what are you working on?
Joey: Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
Joey: Yeah, you are!
Ross: Are we off the bridge?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes.]
This is a special out takes episode. The cast and Conan are sitting around the set of Central Perk, talking about the stuff weve never seen.
(They realise that the birds are in the foosball table.)