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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ronni is talking to Chandler. Joey's dad is not around.]
Joey: (entering) Hey. (Ross turns to see who it is, and seeing its Joey he just ignores him and turns back around.) Ross, I know youre pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.
(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Joey: Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike!! Mike!!
Joey: Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?
Joey: hot not hot (she turns around) Hot!
Chandler: So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?
Rachel: so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
Ross: YAY! (He continues the happiness with her by dancing around) quick thing, I went to talk to Mike.
Phoebe: HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! (She dances around with happiness)
Monica:: Ok (sits down next to him) This is how much I love you. (She presses play then puts her arm around Chandler's neck.)
Chandler: (Chandler looking confused) Honey why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around.
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
[Scene: Unitel Video, Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director.]
RACHEL: Oh, around 8:30?
(Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.)
Chandler: Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?
[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.
Chandler: (looks around) Here just...take this. (Hands her the sweater.)
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Joey: Fine. (looks around, then focuses on Monica)
Chandler: I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
Mike: Well I've got a book around...
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
Gavin: You don't mind? (puts it around her neck) Well, what do you know, it fits!
Rachel: So I'll bring her by around seven? Is that okay?
Ross: It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?
Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
Phoebe: (she takes the bowl from Rachel's hands and she starts running around the room and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH!
Chandler: (looking around at the others)I'll ask. (To Ross) Boohaki?
Chandler: (looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?
Monica: ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...
Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
[Scene: The theater. Chandler is sitting in the otherwise empty front row, looking around nervously]
Rachel: Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?
Joey: You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!
Phoebe: Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)
Rachel: Who (looks around)?
Ross: What? (turns around to look at Rachel)
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
Phoebe: Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? (She sees Rachel) Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?
Phoebe: (watching around and whispering) Ok, are they listening?
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
Chandler: You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
(Rachel turns around and sees Chandler and Monica arriving)
[Scene: The hall, full of paleontologists. Rachel and Joey are walking around]
Joey: Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Rachel: ...I really don't... (looks around again)
(He turns around frantically from side to side.)
Monica: Well, I was dancing around, and singing "No Woman, No Cry" and I got stuck.
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Rachel: (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh oh-oh-oh
Joey: (turns around very fast) I like although!
Phoebe: Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together.
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Joey: All right, turn around, I got to get a look at this thing.
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Chandler: Kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys...
(Rachel and Ross turn around and look at Phoebe and Joey with puzzled expressions on their faces.)
Phoebe: (turns around) Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
Chandler: You do know, I can just turn them the other way around, right?
(There's a couple of seconds of silence. Then Chandler looks around...)
Ross: There's no way around it Pheebs, you just gonna have to accept the fact that this is gonna cost you a lot of money.
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
(She closes his door again, and turns around. Then she starts screaming, terrified. There is Glynnis... And Monica holding her up, laughing.)
Phoebe: Oh, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this... (she shows her ring) HUGE engagement ring!
Joey: Check out the rack on this chick! (Turns around to point it out to Ross and finds that Ross is glaring at him. So he quickly puts his binoculars to his eyes and starts looking for the comet.)
Ross: (He freaks out and starts jumping around brushing his sweater) WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?
Laura: Oh! Well, actually, before we look around, let me make sure I have everything I need up to here...
Chandler: (with his arm all the way under the cushion, moving it around) This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. (Chandler puts the tape in, and they all sit down) Okay, here we go.
Rachel: Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Ross: I know, I know! When I was here for Holidays on Ice (Joey looks around worried hoping no one heard that) I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!
Rachel: Yeah, Rachel. And this (points to Monica) is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. (looks around the room as if searching for something more interesting to do).
Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if somethings naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?
Dr. Mitchell: Willya relax? Look around. No pagan altars, no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. (Baring his teeth to clean them with his finger) Go like this. (Dr. Rosen obeys.)
Chandler: Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her.
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)