words in movies
Chandler: Hey! (Joey doesn't look up, but gestures 'wait a minute' with his finger while he finishes reading the article. Chandler waits for Joey to finish.) I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.
Sandy: That's fair... Although, can I ask... why do you think that is?
Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...
Phoebe: You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing.
Phoebe: Why dont you go up there and ask him to step lightly, please?
Chandler: What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?
Ross: All right, look, look, youve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.
Phoebe: Im, Im freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldnt have! All right, I havent lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something. Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?
Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, youve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Rachel: Ask me what?
Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?
Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey: No, I wasnt gonna ask you that, no.
PHOEBE: Okay, ask her 'What is her current method of birth control?'
Ross: Yeah and he didnt really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
Phoebe: Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
Monica: He didnt ask me to marry him.
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Monica: Let me ask you a question.
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Phoebe: Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.
Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.
Chandler: Okay, look, Im gonna have to ask you all to leave.
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Phoebe: Why dont you ask him out?
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
JOEY: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Ross: I could ask her to live with me!
Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Rachel: No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Airline Employee: Sir! Im afraid Im gonna have to ask you to leave.
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.
Joey: Can I ask you something?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) So did you ask him?
Phoebe: Okay, okay, but Rachels gonna be here too, cant I just ask her this stuff?
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Ross: I cant ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? (Holds out his pants)
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Rachel: Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Phoebe: Oh, just ask him!
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Danny: I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Cynthia: God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.
Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing!
Rachel: Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?
Rachel: Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?
Phoebe: It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?
Phoebe: Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.
Joey: Yeah, sure. (He takes it off and starts reading.) Well, you must be new here. Maybe we shouldI'm sorry, can I ask you something? (He stops and asks a question.)
Phoebe: You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Chandler: Im sorry. (Pause) If you ask me, I'd move in with him.
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Rachel: Pheebs, I have to ask you
Monica: I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.
Joey: Well, may I ask for one example?
Monica: I think that is so great! When are you gonna ask her?
Monica: (sitting down) Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him!!
Joey: Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!
Monica: Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission. (Quietly) You can go.
Joey: I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?
Chandler: All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Phoebe: Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come on Joey! You cant win if you dont ask any (sees that hes asleep) QUESTIONS!!!
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I wanna ask you something.
Kim: Hi Rachel. Ohh, Ive been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Joey: Ugh, I cannot wait to ask her out!
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?
Phoebe: Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
Monica: Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Chandler: Let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights.
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!
Phoebe: Yeah no, Im telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. Ross, yknow if you ever decide you need to redecorateAnd I think that you should. You should, you should ask Rachel to help.
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?