words in movies
(Rachel glares at them and goes back into her room, closing her door.)
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
Rachel: So what?! Yknow what? The way I see it(Phoebe pulls out a hair from the back of her head)Ow! Son of a bitch!!
Chandler: (To Joey) Would you put that back on?! Monicas gonna be here any minute!
Ross: Okay, forward. ForwardStop! (The car moves an inch and Ross runs to the back of the car.) Okay, backStop! (The car barely moves and Ross runs back to the front.) Okay, forwardStop! Stop! Stop!
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
Rachel: Joey, you have got to take this back!
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Ross: And why exactly would I do that? (Goes back to writing on the board.)
Joey: (To Rachel) Take it back?
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didnt you come up?
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
Joey: Hey, Im back!
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! (They sit back up.)
Rachel: Oh, get out of here! (Jumps back and walks away.)
Joey: Hey guys! Look whos back! Its Ray-ray!
Rachel: Oh they are nice. We-we custom-make tuxedos for celebrities and then when theyre done with them they just send em back.
Rachel: we went back the house and we got really silly and we we made out.
Helena: (to Chandlers back) Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face. (He slowly turns around. Helena recognizes him.)
[Cut back to the girls.]
Joey: " when I look back over our time together "
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
Joey: Well, I cant do everything! Look back over your time together.
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)
(Joey walks in and sees Monica. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Monica: (handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Lets just do it right now. Okay? It wont be hard. Just say whats in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
(Phoebe jumps to the floor as Ross tackles Rachel off of the couch. Chandler helps push Rachel onto the floor by jumping over the back of the couch. Phoebe grabs Rachel's head to hold it still and opens Rachel's eye as Monica jumps onto Chandler's back to administer the torture--I mean medicine.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
[Cut back to Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Ross: (grabbing the car) Okay! Okay! Okay! (He gets in, but into the back seat.)
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monicas. Ill be right back. (She goes to get it.)
Chandler: Oh, okay, thanks. (He goes back to the couch and rejoins Monica, Joey, and Phoebe.)
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Phoebe: Well maybe you dont talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about yknow all the things that hes taught you. Like (They all try to think about one example and dont succeed.) Or all the things you taught him.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Back then yknow, we called the Great War. It really was!
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh I thI thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Ross: Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel.
Ross: LookOkay, Im just gonnaIm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
Mrs. Geller: The sexy blonde behind the counter. (She waves at Gunther who waves back.)
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
[the bullies grab the back of the couch that Ross and Chandler are sitting in and tip back]
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
Rachel: Yeah, we got him back. Everythings fine.
Rachel: Go on! Go on. (She turns back to Chandler.)
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
Monica: Sorry, lets go back! Cause youve got more to say.
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
Chandler: Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monicas.)
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Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
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(Matt turns back and looks and them, but instead of his next line he starts laughing.)
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Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
Chandler: Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states. (Smiles and hands Ross back his pad)
Ross: That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'.
[Sequence 2: Phoebe throws the ball, and its intercepted by Joey, who starts to run up field. Rachel jumps on his back in order to try and tackle him, but she doesnt slow him down. Monica and Phoebe then both grab her legs in order to stop Joey, who still manages to fight through the tackle and score the touchdown.]
Monica: Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor?
Phoebe: I cant say that didnt hurt. But Ill take you back Joey Tribbiani.
Chandler: Were back!
Joey: Pheebs, give me the ring back!
Ross: Oh hey, right back at ya.
Ross: Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that Im changing your grade back.
JEANNIE: Oh, that sounds lovely. We're gonna have to set that up. Oh, I better get back. Hope the baby feels better.
Monica: Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.
Rachel: Okay, yknow maybe I should come back (Starts to leave.)
Joey: Hey! Youre back! (Hugs and kisses all around.)
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)