words in movies
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
[Phoebe runs over the curb. Joey gets in the back seat, Chandler in the front]
CHANDLER: [Chandler gets in the back seat] Hey!
JOEY: Hey. [Phoebe takes off, Joey and Chandler are thrown back in the seat]
MONICA: Well put it back.
ROSS: It uhh, it won't go back.
MR. TREEGER: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.
[Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe is running back to the cab.]
CHAN: And we're changing. [jogs back in his apartment]
GUY: Alright, fine. [on the phone] I'll call you back. [hands the phone to her]
RACH: Ohhhhhhhh God. [climbs off his back]
PHOE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
[Ross walks back in, Rachel's coat in hand.]
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
Ross: I'm having... I'm having a baby. (jumps back onto the table again) I'm having a... Where's the phone? The phone?
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
PHOE: [comes back to couch, with cake] Sooo, what's goin' on, huh?
CHAN: Guess who's back in show business.
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
[Everyone takes a step back from Phoebe]
ROSS: Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
MONICA: So we're back on?
CAROL: We're back on.
COMMERCIAL VOICEOVER: Can't get the monkey off your back? Then put it in your mouth...
[Camera pans back from the TV to show the gang watching.]
PHOEBE: Thank you for coming everybody. There're cookies in the back.
[back to Rachel and Monica]
[back to Chandler and Susie]
CHANDLER: Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]
(As they start back down the couch drops a little bit and gets jammed. They try to free it to no avail.)
CHANDLER: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.
CHANDLER: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.]
Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses its the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, Id be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
ROSS: Here you go, you can pay me back whenever you like.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.
RACHEL: Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them.
Ross: No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I can't put them back on. I can't!
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.
[Joey finishes his cereal, licks his spoon, and puts it back in the silverware drawer.]
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
Barry: (to Mindy) Sweetheart, just gimme- gimme another chance, okay, we'll start all over again. We'll go back to Aruba.
[there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it]
PHOEBE: Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?
MONICA: I promise you, he would definitely want you back.
ROSS: I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back.
ROSS: Well, she'll call back, don't be such a baby.
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
ROSS: Oh I-, Oh wait, Tony can you hang on? That's the other line. [gets the other line] Hello. Oh yeah she's here but uh, can she call you back? OK thanks. [hangs up the other line] Call Joanna. [back on with Tony] Hi.
ROSS: Look, you wanna get off my back?
Rachel: (jerks back from the tester) What?!
Joey: I went back to Riffs. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.
CHANDLER: You're welcome. Hey Joey, thanks for parking the car [passes the dollar back].
RACHEL: Well, maybe they can find a way to bring you back.
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
JOEY: No, can we get back to me?
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
MONICA: Woah, woah, woah, let's go back to 29.
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
Chandler: Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.
Phoebe: WellButNow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles yknow before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
CHANDLER: That, that is funny. Can I have it back?
Rachel: Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.
LITTLE BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey, we were sitting there.
BIG BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey you're in our seats.
(Ross hands Rachel back the newspaper, and she starts beating him with it again.)
JOEY: Hey, woah, let's go down there and get your hat back.
[Scene: Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe pulls up in the cab with Rachel and Joey in the back.]
(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)
[Scene: Back in the cab in front of Phoebe's dad's house.]
PHOEBE: Ok so will he be back soon?
(She throws the paper at him, misses and hits Monicas door, they all jump back at the sound.)
JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
MONICA: I've gotta get back in the game.
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah well, thanks for bringing back what's left of him.
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
CHANDLER: Or maybe she doesn't steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.
CHANDLER: Ok so, can I have my hat back?
[Monica slams the door back shut]
JOEY: [peeks back out] Ok, now that your coat is safely in the bedr-, [sees that the coast is clear] oh, ok we can come back out in the living room.
[Back at Monica's party]
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
CHANDLER: Ok, that's me. [runs back]
[Back in Monica's party]
ROSS: Scotch. Alright, I'll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
PHOEBE: Well, no no, you have to stay back. I, I have the pox.
PHOEBE: Yeah, but he did have to have a bunch of stitches and he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back so...still hoping.