words in movies
Ross: Hey you guys I got some bad news. (He sets the stack of papers down on the table.)
Joey: Man, this is bad! And Ive had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one though. (Quoting) "Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal."
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Monica: You dont think that umm, (reading) "The chefs Mahi Mahi was awful awful," is bad press?
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Monica: Im-Im sorry, its just that umm Well I-I cook at this restaurant, Alessandros, and umm I just got a really bad review
LIPSON: Ahh, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Marcel has passed on.
TERRY: Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Is it bad?
JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
PHOEBE: It's not that bad.
MONICA: [her and Phoebe tilt their heads] Oh, that's too bad.
RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. . . hard to follow.
JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad.
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad...
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
PHOEBE: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.
Chandler: I walk into a room and he wont even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words.
JOEY: Kinda looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection.
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.
Joey: Look its not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.
ROSS: Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn't so bad.
Chandler: Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Ross: And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata?
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Frank: Oh, wait, no your right, no it was perfect and I cant believe that I screwed it up so bad.
Rachel: Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when youre trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?
Friend No. 2: Youre so bad!
Rachel: Aw honey stop! Its not that bad.
Monica: Sometimes I have bad dreams. (starts to break down, and Phoebe offers her, her hand to comfort her.)
Phoebe: Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first youre really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.
Monica: (lying down on a mattress) Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.
Monica: Very bad.
Phoebe: Ohhh boy, do I feel bad.
Joey: Im not wrong! I wish I was. Im sorry. Bet that barium enema doesnt sound so bad now, huh?
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Ross: Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's your 'too bad.'
Chandler: Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kids pretzel at them.
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Chandler: Oh, this is soo bad. (doesnt see Mary-Angela)
Chandler: This is so bad. If-if youre not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.
Monica: Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?
Rachel: Ive got some bad news.
Woman: Mine havent been so bad. Oh! Here comes one now. (Hums then squeals a little bit.) Oh, that was a big one!
Janice: Well, let's go to a bad one and make out. (they start to kiss and lean back into Monica.)
Quartet: And your also bad in bedd-edd-edd!.
Jasmine: Very bad!
Ross: Very bad.
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
Jasmine: Very, very bad.
Jasmine: You did a bad thing!
Ross: Ahh. (notices the table) Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?
Phoebe: Nuh-uh! Theyre maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. (Pulls out a sheet of paper which lists whos been naughty and whos been nice.) See, these names are good, and these names are bad. (Finally, she figures it out.) Ohh.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Chandler: Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Monica: Okay, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! (the lights turn on automatically, but are very bright) Whoa! All right. Less lights! Bad lights! Lights go away! (they dim) Oh, see you just need to find the right command.
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Rachel: Why, does she have a bad personality?
Monica: No, its not bad. Its not bad at all. Its-its really nice.
Phoebe: Ohh, thats too bad!
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
Joey: (in a really, really bad Italian accent) That's-ah what I suspected-ah.
Ross: Thats too bad.
Rachel: Come on see, she doesnt look that bad.
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Joey: Look no, I-I know its bad, and I know its wrong. Okay? But-but its not like anythings ever gonna happen. Yknow? These-these are just feelings, theyre gonna go away.
Joey: Oh, I-I think Im gonna stick with the V, I wanna see how this bad boy turns out.
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
JOEY: [to a wedding guest] How's that pig-in-the-blanket workin' out for you? [the guy nods] I wrapped those bad boys.
Joey: So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?
Chandler: No-no-no-no, this is bad! Its bad! This is bad!
Chandler: (He is now in the box, in their living room.) Sounds like a really bad idea to me.
Ross: I played bad on purpose guys.
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Phoebe: Ooh, God it looks bad.
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
Joey: I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.
Monica: (starting to cry) Im a good person. And Im a good chef, and I dont deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Yknow what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is
Chandler: See, Im not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?
Chandler: Bad dream?
(Joey does the 232 divided by 13 bad news look.)
Monica: Uh-oh, it was bad?
Joey: All right, thats it. Y'know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.
Chandler: That-thats bad?
Rachel: Ooh, I just feel bad, I never vacuum. (She goes into Chandler and Joeys.)
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Joey: (trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
Ross: No, its really not that bad. I mean, I-I for one, feel perfectly safe.
Ross: All right, bad ankle, got it!
Emily: And uh, Liam, Liams got bad knees. You hit him right and hell go down like a lamp.
Joey: Well then help me get it off! Plus, it smells really bad in here.
Joey: Chandler, if it really hurts that bad you should just tell her.
Joey: Its not that bad.