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Ross: (unpacking his bag) Okay, shoot!
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
[Another group of flashbacks begin with Episode 513: The One With Joeys Bag. Joey is carrying the bag and has entered Central Perk to the amusement of Ross and Chandler.]
Chandler: Not a lot of closet space, but he can just hang his stuff out the window in a bag!
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
Chandler: Yeah, at least you hid your feelings well about it. (Removes a smashed racquet from his bag.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend. He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away.]
Rachel: Ahhh, I think you look great! That bag is gonna get you that part.
Rachel: It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag.
Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.)
Joey: Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? (He's holding the fake credit cards that come with the bag.)
Rachel: (entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.
Joey: Why would I return it? I love this bag!
Rachel: No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. (Shows him.) See look, men, carrying the bag.
Phoebe: (notices his bag.) Hey, y'know what? My Grandma had the exact same bag!
Joey: Here, I brought you some flowers. (He pulls them out of the bag.)
Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
Joey: Okay! All right, I'll see ya. (As he's walking off stage.) (Patting the bag.) We got it! We got it!
Joey: I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's bag!
[Scene: Joey's audition, he is with bag.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
Monica: Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.
Chandler: Pulling flowers out it makes the bag look a lot more masculine.
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Phoebe: I have quarters! (She holds up a bag of quarters.)
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Phoebe: What's in the bag?
Rachel: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldnt have a bag, I justit's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, (Pause) controversial.
(Rachel opens the trash chute, winces at the smell, and throws the garbage bag in. She then tries to throw the pizza box in, but since its so big she jams it into the opening and it prevents the door from closing. She then turns around too see Mr. Treeger watching her.)
Chandler: Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. (Looks into the bag.) Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?
Casting Director #2: Thats where you pick up the bag.
Rachel: Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.
Casting Director #2: No, the line is pick a bag, so you need to pick up the bag.
Chandler: Theyre in my bag over there. (Points.)
(As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other in shock.)
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
Phoebe: Oh well, all right, I got (Ross hands her a bag) (To Ross) thank you, I got uh, this yknow "I want a job sweater." (Holds up the same sweater.)
[Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]
Monica: (hearing that) Thats it big girl! (Hits Janine in the butt with the garbage bag) Come on!
(Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potato chips behind his back.)
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Joey: Shes gone. She had a bag and she left.
Monica: (grabbing a bag of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chips) Phoebe, is this the recipe? (Tosses her the bag.)
Phoebe: (reading the recipe on the back of the bag) Yes!! (Realizes.) Ohh.
Ross: That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. (He tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents, but can't because of the costume) Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.
[Phoebe waves Monica in. Monica sneaks in with the bag with Clunkers in it and heads for Phoebe's room.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
(He hands Joey the bag and he quickly counts its contents.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag.]
Ross: Phoebe, why is your bag moving?
[Chandler and Monica head out with some stuff. Phoebe comes out of her room with a bag.]
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe.]
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Ross: Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding! (Holding up his garment bag.)
Monica: Here! (She sets a bag down in front of him.)
Ross: I think its coming from your bag.
Rachel: Ohh Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?
Joey: And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a brownie. Actually, its just bag. Its been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin to feel faint so
Phoebe: I brought you my old maternity clothes! (Sets a bag on the counter.)
Ross: No I left the diapers at the hospital! Theres some in the bag but Ill run out and get some more.
Ross: I am good. Okay! Okay! Uh, I got the pillow! I got the bag! You got the keys?
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Joey: No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he cant leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.
Mike: Oh, thank God. (he laughs nervously, and Phoebe gets her keychain from her bag.)
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Joey, give me the bag.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
Ross comes out of the guest bedroom with the diaper bag and the car seat carrying thingy.. yeah.. thats the techinal term.. He goes to Chandler.
Rachel: Oh, it's a Macy's bag!
Joey: (smiling) Not likely. 'Cause you see that body bag right there
Phoebe: (patting her bag) I got them!
Joey: Oo...what's in the bag?
Phoebe: Oh, ok. Fine, I'll just, I'll take the hat back (she puts the hat in a bag and she crushes it angrily on the floor with her foot).
Ross: Oh! That is so thoughtful. (To Joey.) She's a keeper. And what did you bring me? (Grabs the bag that Charlie brought for Joey.)
Rachel: Ok. Oh God. (To Ross) Get the camera, it’s in the diaper bag.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Monica: Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
(Joey sees that she's carrying a small red bag.)
Monica: Oh my God Rach. Bean bag chairs.
(cut to the street in front of Central Perk where Ross is walking Chappy. He has a plastic bag in his hand.)
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Mike: Crap Bag.
Mike: No, no Mike, just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.
Rita: Crap Bag?
Phoebe: (without moving her lips, wearing a fake smile) Okay, I will. (to Rita) This is my husband Crap Bag.
(Phoebe is outside, taking her cell phone out of her bag and making a call. Joey is inside, and his mobile phone starts ringing).
Phoebe: (picking up her bag) All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you?
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Rachel: Oh, well. Everything that I need (she takes her bag) is in here and my travel documents are on the counter organized in the order that I will be needing them.
Rachel: Oh, oh. (she's holding the present, a transparent bag with a white stick in it). What is this?
Phoebe:(not amused) Mike Crap Bag?
Phoebe: Thank you, mister Bag.
Mike: If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.
Rachel: What? Maybe I put it in here (she opens her bag). Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!