words in movies
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Chandler: (entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo) All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. (to Joey) Get up.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom). Soo...
[Time lapse. Chandler runs out of the bathroom.]
PHOEBE: Hey.� I'll be right back.� I've got to go to the bathroom.� (She rises and exits.)
(she just walks straight into the bathroom)
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon. [they go in the bathroom]
RYAN: [Comes out of the bathroom, also with oven mits on his hands.] Well that wasn't easy.
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
Ross: Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom)
Ross: (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.
Monica: Why, whats wrong with my bathroom floor?
Monica: I highly doubt that. (they both go to the bathroom)
Joey: (yelling from bathroom) Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.
Monica: Its beautiful! Its like the first bathroom floor there ever was. (Chandler tries to go to the bathroom) Whoa! Are you going in there for?
Joeys Sister: Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
[Scene: Monicas, Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is outside the bathroom yelling at Ross who's in the bathroom.]
Chandler: Hi! Bye! (runs to the bathroom)
[Scene: Back at the restroom at Marcel's. Chandler is still in the stall, Joey comes in to go to the bathroom.]
Monica: (covers her neck) Oh God! (runs to the bathroom)
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
[Scene: Monica and Rachels bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]
Ginger: Dont you have to use the bathroom?
[Scene: Outside the bathroom, Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it.]
(He starts to walk to the bathroom and hears the hypnosis tape from Chandlers bedroom.)
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Chloe: (entering from bathroom) Morning!
Chandler: Okay, well, then, I-I have to go to the bathroom.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom.]
Monica: (from the bathroom) Im in the shower!
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
(He hear a duck start quacking, and see it waddle into the living room from the bathroom. Joey wants to know whats with the duck.)
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
(Rachel goes into the bathroom as the guys continue throwing the ball.)
[Joey gets out and sprints to the bathroom and Chandler follows with a cigarette in his hands.]
PHOEBE: Yeah. I guess she hasn't seen everything yet. I'll be right back, she has to go to the bathroom again. [Takes Mrs. Green's chin in her hand and says, in Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh, such a pretty face.
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
(Phoebe comes in from the bathroom as Rachel sits down in disgust.)
Ross: (calling from Elizabeth's bathroom) Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!
(They all go into the kitchen. Just then, Rachel comes back from the bathroom; she had removed her dress and is wearing nothing but a lace nightie. She tries to find someplace seductive to wait for Joshua. She tries to sit on the piano, but it makes too much noise. So she goes over to the couch and kinda half lays down to wait for Joshua. Joshua comes in from the kitchen, sees Rachel, and freezes.)
Joey: Wow! Theres a lot I didnt know about vomit. (The duck comes to the door of the bathroom, quacking.) (To the duck) In a minute. (The duck goes back into the bathroom.)
Chandler: (to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. Id like know whether thats several big fish or just one big fish.
Joey: (coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?
Chandler: (opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) Would you give me one minute!! Please.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that ladys all kinds of naked.
Joey: Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey.)
Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)
Chandler: Im gonna go to the bathroom.
Phoebe: God! Ooh! What is that smell? Its coming from the bathroom. Ooh! (She goes to the bathroom.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]
(The guys hotel room. Joeys there. Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Ross: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!
(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why dont you ever go out the bloody window!
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)
Joey: Hey, Monica, wow youve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.
Monica: But, I just cleaned the bathroom.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear.]
(Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey passed out on the toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth.)
Chandler: Okay, Ross is in the bathroom.
(Ross suddenly gets up and heads for the bathroom.)
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
Rachel: Yeah, it's in there. (Points to the bathroom.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
(He goes to the bathroom and Phoebe puts some pepper and salt on her food. With the salt she takes a bit and throws it over her left shoulder as she faces us.)
(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)
Chandler: Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub.
Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.
Krista: (calling from the bathroom) Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold!
Carol: (yelling from the bathroom) Oh my God!
Ross: Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Monica: A-ha!!! (they all start laughing, as Ross hides in the bathroom)
Ross: Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Monica: Just go get some! (Kisses him.) Go! (She runs to hide in the bathroom.)
Joey: No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Katie: Yeah, I just gotta run to the bathroom.
(She heads to the bathroom and Joey sits back down.)
[Cut to the bathroom.]
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!
Monica: You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! (to Phoebe and Mike). Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!
Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
Ross: (from the bathroom) Okay!!
Monica: Hes retiling my floor. (they both run to the bathroom)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom.]