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Chandler: That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.
Mr. Zelner: Well, Id be forced to file a report. Id have to consult with the legal department, and your future at the company would be in jeopardy.
Ross: It's a day to be thankful.
Monica: Okay, I have to get that. Now when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. Thanksgiving is over. The Vein has spoken.
Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)
Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
Monica: Yep, we're gonna meet the lady who could be carrying our baby.
Chandler: Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!!
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.
Charlie: No, it's just... I was enganged to a guy who turned out to be gay!
Monica: Uh, we're gonna be great.
Chandler: You're gonna be great.
Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy whos going like this (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)
Phoebe: What? They will be!
Ross: Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah!(he turns and watches his back and there’s a sign on the back of the jacket, “boys will be boys”) Boys will be boys?
Ross: So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Chandler: You should be. You’re really on top of stuff..
Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
Joey: Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.
Rachel: Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll run in the park. It'll be like our first yknow roommate bonding thing.
Sarah: Really! Now this all better be here when I come back. (puts her plate back at her side of the table)
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Phoebe: Ok, then maybe it'll be, uhm...
Monica: Okay. Right. Oh my God that is gonna be so hard.
Ross: We think Chandler might be having an affair.
Joey: I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes!!
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Ross: (to Joey) It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, okay (back to Mon and Chan), but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
Monica: Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!
Rachel: Well y’know, I don’t want you to be cold.
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Mr. Geller: Well, the white seems to be untouched. (He throws it back into the box as Mr. Geller moves a tarp and makes a discovery.) Uh-oh.
Phoebe: (to Monica) You're gonna be okay?
Monica: Yeah, we'll be okay.
Rachel: Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day, and its just a crush, thats all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, "it was cuckoo!" Everythings going to be fine. Its just a crush.
Ross: Things you find in the ocean, (to Joey) You're gonna be on "Pyramid"!!
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
Monica: Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.
Missy: Right. I'll be there. (she leaves)
Ross: Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Joey: (to Gene) I know it could be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities but... relax, I'm just like you! (pause) Only better looking and richer.
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Gene: Well, I will, because I won't be playing with you.
Rachel: (pretends to be shocked) Uh! The police!
Monica: Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,...
Roy: Now if you just pay me my three hundred dollars, I'll be on my way!
Monica: Do NOT let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days.
Adrienne: Oh believe me, Ross, I won't be telling anybody about this.
Rachel: No, wait. No there's gotta be something else that you can do. I mean, what skills do you have?
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?
Joey: Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored. (they hug)
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Joey: Hey, I'm not that fond of you either, ok buddy? But I'm just trying to be nice for the kids!
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Ross: Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?
Phoebe: Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!
Ross: And it's a wedding! It'd be weird if I'm not in it...
Chandler: Mike didn't tell you? You have to chose one of us to be in your wedding. One of his groomsmen fell out.
Ross: Listen, listen. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! Now, I promise I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!
Monica: (to Danny) We'll be right there! (To Rachel) Can't you just say it starts later?
Chandler: You told us both we could be in the wedding? (they both stare at Rachel)
Phoebe: Listen, Mike, if you were Swedish and you were saying the word "lorkins" what flowers would that be?
Mike: Oh, you haven't picked yet. Oh good, 'cause I had an idea. I thought it would be fun if the third groomsman was my family dog. Chappy.
Phoebe: I want you to be Crazy Bitch again.
Ross: (To Phoebe and Mike) I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.
Chandler: So technically, would this person be in the wedding?
Phoebe: I don't care... I'll be my something blue.
Chandler: Wow! Aren't you gonna be cold?
Joey: Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?
Joey: Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Joey: Well, so, will you help me? I really wanna be in this play.
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Ross: I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated.
Ross: Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.
Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?
Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!
Ross: He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine!
Rachel: Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?
Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?
Chandler: No, 'Slim Pickings', it's a barbecue restaurant. They're looking for a cook. Actually 'cook' may be a bit of a stretch. They're looking for someone to shovel mesquite.
Ross: But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!
Rachel: I just don't want to be alone tonight.
Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!
Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.
[Scene: Joeys Premiere, Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive.]
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
Phoebe: Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?
Phoebe: Uh! The psychic also said that I would be betrayed.
Clerk: It can be anything you want.
Ross: You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
Phoebe: Yeah we thought it would be nice to use the fancy china for dessert too.
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
Joey: I hate my friends. (They shake on it as if they just made a pact) Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.