words in movies
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Phoebe: We could have breakfast in bed
Ross: (he puts it in his mouth) Nope! Something else. (Throws it back under the bed.)
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Ross: Why are we in bed together?
(Rachel agrees with him and starts to get out of bed.)
Ross: (getting up) Tell me about it. (He sits up on the edge of the bed and has "Just Married" written on his back.)
(Joey pats him on the stomach and heads to bed.)
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are in bed together.]
(They run to the bed, sit down, and start making out again.)
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, its the middle of the night, hes waking up and discovers hes alone in bed.]
Rachel: Everythings ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater. (Hold it up.)
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that Im not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.
Rachel: Okay! (She jumps on the bed.)
[Scene: Hotel Monica, Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters.]
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
(When Rachel starts to look under the bed if Joey would fit under there, Chandler opens the door inbetween the rooms, grabs Joey by his shirt and drags him to his room, and closes the door again)
Monica: (pulling the plate back) Oh-ho! But not in here! Cant eat em in bed, remember? No crumbies!
Guy: Gotcha. (he and his helper walk in carrying the racecar bed.)
Monica: Hes with Emily at a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont!
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Ross: Okay. Sure. (Sits down on her bed.)
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Chandler: Okay. (Goes back to bed.)
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
JOEY: [sings] It may not be a bed of roses.
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandlers sitting in bed, wide awake.]
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Chandler: (To Monica) Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and dont talk to anyone.
Rachel: Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed.
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
Ross: Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Phoebe: Hey! (Jumps on the bed with him.) Can we pick up where we left off?
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]
Chandler: My God! You must be good in bed!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's. Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her.]
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
(They run off in search of a bed.)
Rachel: Oh, I know it. Youre right. Thats not sexy. Oh Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but cant quite seem to make it.) Oh God!
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
(They stop when they see Ross who has to struggle to get out of the bed.)
(He hops onto the bed and they start making out.)
Ross: (enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
Phoebe: You must be a fireball in bed.
Chandler: I would never lie to get someone into bed.
[Scene: The Bings� bedroom, Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already.]
[Scene: Bings in bed, finished.]
Chandler: You tricked me to get me into bed?
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
Phoebe: Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed.
[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]
(They run to the bed, sit down, and start making out again.)
Chandler: Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?
MONICA: (smiling) I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.
Monica: Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! (put her glass down)
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
Chandler: You guess I'm right? When we stayed at that bed and breakfast, you wouldn't have sex with me because you thought a deer was staring through the window.
Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... (sigh)... oh, the foot of the bed.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
Joey: Oh, it was great! I mean we walked all around the village. We went to this ice cream place, split a milkshake, 70/30 but still And guess what, Im thinking about taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts.
(the scene starts.Joey enters and there's a girl wearing a wedding dress near a bed)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
Rachel: Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!
Rachel: Coming! Try under the bed, try under the bed!
(He punches her on her shoulder mockingly, then goes and sits down on her bed)
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's room. Monica and Chandler are in bed.]
Charlie: (sitting down on the bed) I think we need to talk...!
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Ross: Well, then who was on my bed?
Rachel: Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.
Phoebe: YOU’RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
Rachel: (jumps at the chance to make that happen) Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Chandler: Oh wait... What bed did you say she was on?
Ross: No, she was definitely on my bed.
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl, and then put her on your bed?
Chandler: Jumping on the bed?
Chandler: (to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?
Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.
(Time lapse. Chandler and Monica are in bed now)