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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room.]
(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed.)
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, she's lying in bed wide awake.]
[Scene: Joey's Bedroom, he and Melanie are in bed together.]
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
RICHARD: Now I do. [they kiss and fall to the bed]
MONICA: Two it is. Ok, time for bed, I'm gonna go brush my teeth. [goes in the bathroom]
[He walks out of the bedroom and Monica starts to remake the bed.]
ROSS: Until now. [jumps on Rachel on the bed]
JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why don't you come with me, we'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.
RYAN: Why aren't you at home in bed?
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
MONICA: No. Big deal, so you have a side of the bed, everybody has a side of the bed.
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
CHANDLER: Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program of denial and, and wetting the bed.
[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]
Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
Chandler: Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman.
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Monica: Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victorias Secret catalogues, not a gym!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
Ross: Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I'm like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. (they sit on the couch and Ross puts his hands on Chandler's shoulder and thigh.) Okay, you're in bed...
Monica: (sees the bed) Whats this?
Phoebe: Ugh! I dont know Monica. It feels funny just being here. I mean if you buy a bed from Janices ex-husband, thats like betraying Chandler.
Monica: Wheres your bed?
Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King?
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica.]
Chandler: Okay, well it this bed isnt new, how come there is plastic on the mattress?
Monica: This is not the bed I ordered!
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Phoebe: Its Monicas bed. What?
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
[Scene: Mattress King, Monica is trying to return her bed.]
Monica: Yeah, I talked to you on the phone, Im the lady that got stuck with the racecar bed.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, Chandler is playing with the bed.]
Monica: (lying down on a mattress) Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.
Phoebe: (sees a little kid playing with a race car bed) (to kid) Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store. (the kid just stares at her, and she makes the that went right over your head motion) Woo!
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
(We hear the sound of a bed creaking through the ceiling, and him moaning.)
Ross: Its just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susans, its likeIt breaks my heart a little. I mean Ive always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Yknow? Maybe fight over the science section.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, shes in bed with Richard.]
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight.
[Scene: Rosss Bedroom, Ross is waking up. He straightens himself out on the bed and puts the covers over his head.]
Rachel: And y'know what, Im gonna, Im gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, Im gonna stop by around 8:30.
[Scene: Joey's room: Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in]
(Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying unconscious. He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. Dr. Geller awakes.)
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
(Joey makes a sound like a creaking bed.)
(They both kiss again and fall onto the bed.)
Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!
Rachel: Thats it. (She crawls onto the bed) Ow!!!
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Joey: Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?
MONICA: Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp.
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
[Scene: The Hospital, Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed. Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on.]
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
Monica: (Scoots towards the side of the bed.) Could you not look?
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)
(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green.
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
Ross: No! For all I know, shes trying to find me but couldnt because I kept moving around. No, from now on, Im staying in one place. (He sits down on the bed.) Right here.
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Monica: Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Monica: (lustily) Lets do it! (She kisses him and they fall back onto the bed.)
Chandler: We share a wall! So either hes great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot.
Joey: Uhh, well, she's really good in bed.
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Dream Joey: Aww, me too. Now let's finish this and go to bed.
(Joey is bent over at the waist and is looking for something under Monica's bed.)
Joey: (sheepishly) I finished my book. (Chandler and Monica slowly retreat back to bed.)
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Monica: (lying down on the bed) Okay mister! Fertilize me!
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Phoebe: We could have breakfast in bed
Ross: Why are we in bed together?
Ross: (he puts it in his mouth) Nope! Something else. (Throws it back under the bed.)
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
(They run to the bed, sit down, and start making out again.)
(Joey pats him on the stomach and heads to bed.)
(Rachel agrees with him and starts to get out of bed.)
Ross: (getting up) Tell me about it. (He sits up on the edge of the bed and has "Just Married" written on his back.)
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, its the middle of the night, hes waking up and discovers hes alone in bed.]
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are in bed together.]
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that Im not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.