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Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-
Ross: I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
ROSS: Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
PHOEBE: Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to believe you.
MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
MONICA: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
CHANDLER: I can't believe the guys missed this.
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
PHOEBE: Can you believe this. In, like, two hours I'm gonna have a dad. Eeeshk.
JOEY: I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.
CHANDLER: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
ROSS: I uh can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
ROSS: I can't believe this.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
CHANDLER: I can't believe it.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
JOEY: Can you believe this place?
JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
ROSS: I can't believe you hated me.
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.
CHANDLER: I still can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.
MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
RACHEL: I can't believe this is happening.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I dont believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?
Ross: Im sorry, I dont believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Chandler: I cant believe she cracked your code!
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Rachel: Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Ross: Okay, fine, fine. You dont want to believe me? No, thats fine. (starts to leave)
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Phoebe: I do, I believe you.
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Rachel: I believe it.
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me!!
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.