words in movies
Chandler: (browsing through a diary) Well, let me see... I-I believe I'm... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Joey: (Smiling) I can't believe you guys went for that one!
Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
Chandler: Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death (runs away).
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
PHOEBE: Can you believe this. In, like, two hours I'm gonna have a dad. Eeeshk.
JOEY: I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.
CHANDLER: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
ROSS: I uh can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
ROSS: I can't believe this.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
CHANDLER: I can't believe it.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
JOEY: Can you believe this place?
JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
ROSS: I can't believe you hated me.
RACHEL: I can't believe this is happening.
CHANDLER: I still can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Ross: Im sorry, I dont believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I dont believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Chandler: I cant believe she cracked your code!
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
Rachel: Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Ross: Okay, fine, fine. You dont want to believe me? No, thats fine. (starts to leave)
Phoebe: I do, I believe you.
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me!!
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Rachel: I believe it.
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I cant believe my little brother is married!
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh, I cannot believe it!
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Chandler: Well believe it baby!
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Rachel: (entering) I cant believe it! He still hasnt called.
Rachel: Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.
Joey: I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!