words in movies
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
PHOEBE: Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to believe you.
JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
ROSS: I can't believe you hated me.
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.
CHANDLER: I still can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
RACHEL: I can't believe this is happening.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
Ross: Im sorry, I dont believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I dont believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Chandler: I cant believe she cracked your code!
Rachel: Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Phoebe: I do, I believe you.
Ross: Okay, fine, fine. You dont want to believe me? No, thats fine. (starts to leave)
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me!!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Rachel: I believe it.
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh, I cannot believe it!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I cant believe my little brother is married!
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Chandler: Well believe it baby!
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
Rachel: Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.
Joey: I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
Rachel: (entering) I cant believe it! He still hasnt called.
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Phoebe: Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Ross: OH MY GOD!! I didnt really believe it until you just said it!!
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Monica: Ohh, this is soo amazing! I cant believe my brothers getting married! And in London! Its so romantic!
Phoebe: I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Monica: (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
Rachel: Oh, I can not believe you didnt tell me!
Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I cant believe youre not gonna be there!
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Monica: Oh honey, were close now but you-you wouldnt believe the years of-of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and....(Phoebe shakes her head like she doesnt understand) Thats where the waistband actually goes over your head.