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Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)
Monica: (Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin pressurised?
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Chandler: (Can't believe what he hears) Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
Monica: I can't believe he's that upset about this...
Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")
Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?
Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Chandler: I cant believe she cracked your code!
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Rachel: Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Ross: Okay, fine, fine. You dont want to believe me? No, thats fine. (starts to leave)
Phoebe: I do, I believe you.
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me!!
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Rachel: I believe it.
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh, I cannot believe it!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I cant believe my little brother is married!
Chandler: Well believe it baby!
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Rachel: Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Joey: I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Rachel: (entering) I cant believe it! He still hasnt called.
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Phoebe: Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Ross: OH MY GOD!! I didnt really believe it until you just said it!!
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Phoebe: I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Monica: Ohh, this is soo amazing! I cant believe my brothers getting married! And in London! Its so romantic!
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Monica: (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I cant believe youre not gonna be there!
Rachel: Oh, I can not believe you didnt tell me!
Monica: Oh honey, were close now but you-you wouldnt believe the years of-of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and....(Phoebe shakes her head like she doesnt understand) Thats where the waistband actually goes over your head.
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Ross: I cant, I cant even believe her! No, yknow what, I am, I am gonna go!
Frank: I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now. There's somebody coming out of you! Is it? Is it? It's my son.
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you called her fat.
Ross: I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
Ross: I can't believe this is happening.
Chandler: I can't believe this.
Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but Im a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that wont quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.
Ross: Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I cant believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Yknow what? (To Will) Im back in the club!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Dr. Leedbetter: I-I'm sorry. I, I-I-I believe I ate that.
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Chandler: Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I dont believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I wont stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.
Joey: That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!
Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So good for Monica!
Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
Chandler: I don't believe they're brother and sister.