words in movies
Janice: Oh, I cannot believe hes using our divorce to sell mattresses.
Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.
Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Chandler: Well, Im upsetfor you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. (He cant believe he just sad that.)
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Phoebe: I can't believe you did that!
Chandler: I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Ross: I cannot believe we're having this conversation.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Mike: Phoebe you're so beautiful. You're so kind, you're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird. Every day with you is an adventure, and I can't believe how lucky I am, and I can't wait to share my life with you forever. (He puts the ring on Phoebe's finger.)
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Joey: You're not going to believe this!
Chandler: Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...something.
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Phoebe: I can't believe you... (holding up Joey's cardigan) ..did this.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did this.
Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? (Goes to the counter)
Rachel: (opening mail) Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Chandler: I can't believe we are even having this discussion.
Ross: I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!
Monica: I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
Joey: Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! "I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
Joey: I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!
Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
Malcom: So you spied on me. I can't believe you don't trust me. (Ursula walks past, and Malcom finds behind the pillar)
Ross: God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab.
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Ross: I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
ROSS: Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
PHOEBE: Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to believe you.
MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
MONICA: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
CHANDLER: I can't believe the guys missed this.
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
JOEY: I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
PHOEBE: Can you believe this. In, like, two hours I'm gonna have a dad. Eeeshk.
CHANDLER: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
ROSS: I uh can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.
ROSS: I can't believe this.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
CHANDLER: I can't believe it.
JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
JOEY: Can you believe this place?
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
ROSS: I can't believe you hated me.
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.
CHANDLER: I still can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
RACHEL: I can't believe this is happening.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.
JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I dont believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Ross: Im sorry, I dont believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.