words in movies
Chandler: Well, Im upsetfor you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. (He cant believe he just sad that.)
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Joey: Aww man! I cant believe I locked myself out again! (He knocks on the door.)
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.
Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Phoebe: I can't believe you did that!
Chandler: I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Ross: I cannot believe we're having this conversation.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Mike: Phoebe you're so beautiful. You're so kind, you're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird. Every day with you is an adventure, and I can't believe how lucky I am, and I can't wait to share my life with you forever. (He puts the ring on Phoebe's finger.)
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Joey: You're not going to believe this!
Chandler: Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...something.
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Phoebe: I can't believe you... (holding up Joey's cardigan) ..did this.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did this.
Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? (Goes to the counter)
Rachel: (opening mail) Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Chandler: I can't believe we are even having this discussion.
Ross: I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!
Monica: I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
Joey: Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! "I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"
Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
Joey: I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!
Malcom: So you spied on me. I can't believe you don't trust me. (Ursula walks past, and Malcom finds behind the pillar)
Ross: God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab.
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Ross: I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
ROSS: Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
PHOEBE: Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to believe you.
MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
MONICA: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
CHANDLER: I can't believe the guys missed this.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
PHOEBE: Can you believe this. In, like, two hours I'm gonna have a dad. Eeeshk.
JOEY: I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.
PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?
ROSS: I uh can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.
ROSS: I can't believe this.
CHANDLER: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
CHANDLER: I can't believe it.
JOEY: Can you believe this place?
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
ROSS: I can't believe you hated me.
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
CHANDLER: I still can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.
MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
RACHEL: I can't believe this is happening.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I dont believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?