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(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves its entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)
Joey: Check this out? Huh? (Joey has this big tall hat with a British flag on the front of it.) Yeah. Thats the stuff. What do you think?
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
CHANDLER: [runs in] Hey, big guy, game time.
Chandler: Well, you owe me one, big guy.
Ross: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
Joey: What is the big deal? (Tastes the breast milk.)
Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?
Carol: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it. (Holding out a bottle.)
Monica: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.
JOEY: So, you were both dorks. Big deal.
MONICA: So what, he's a little older, big deal, I mean he's important to me. Ya know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag. [walks off]
RACHEL: It's really not that big!
CHANDLER: I didn't know it was a big secret.
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
ROSS: Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay.
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? (measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger) This is your baby. (in baby-like voice) Hi Daddy!
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
PHOEBE: Actually, it makes us feel that big.
JOEY: Yeah, my uncle Sal has a really big tongue.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
JOEY: Yeah, big stuff.
JOEY: Phoebs, that's OK. You took a big step today.
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
ROSS: It's alright, it's no big deal.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
PHOEBE: I know it's kind of weird, but I mean, she was a big part of my life there, you know, and now I just feel kind of alone.
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
RACHEL: Now just how big of a star is Marcel?
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
ROSS: Well pal, you didn't give me much of a choice. [flicks the ends of the big bully's tie]
ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.
CHANDLER: That's great. All right, I gotta get to work, I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
CHANDLER: Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball.
ROSS: Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa Major.
ROSS: The big book of childrens' names.
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. . . [Chandler gives him a look] except when we are here.
Mr. Posner: Yes, thats very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.
Chandler: I see, but once you get your first paycheck you'll be springing a big hotel suite, right? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?
RACHEL: Hey, it's not that big a deal, I was just curious.
BIG BULLY: You got a problem with that?
PHOEBE: No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
BIG BULLY: What's with this guy?
Monica: Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids . (realises) All right, I get your point.
BIG BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey you're in our seats.
BIG BULLY: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize.
BIG BULLY: Maybe we didn't make it clear enough.
BIG BULLY: Did we not make ourselves clear the other day.
BIG BULLY: This couch belongs to us.
BIG BULLY: You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
CHANDLER: Bullies, big bullies.
BIG BULLY: Hey.
BIG BULLY: Alright, let's take this outside.
BIG BULLY: Why should we?
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
BIG BULLY: No, you can't use your watch.
BIG BULLY: Yeah.
BIG BULLY: C'MON!
MONICA: No. Big deal, so you have a side of the bed, everybody has a side of the bed.
ROSS: Well because I have to work on Monday, I have a big presentation.
Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.
PHOEBE: It could be like a big giant guy.
Mike: Hi David. Chandler. Monica... (Looks at Monica, checking her big hair, aghast) Oh!
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Rachel: Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Ross: Oh, she didn't think it would be that big of deal.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, theres a big selling calendar, eh?
Chandler: All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal. (yells at Joey) GET UP!!
BIG BULLY: No.
Joey: What's the big deal, sit somewhere else.
Joey: It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
Ross: (moving over to stand in front of her) Okay, okay. This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldnt work past it together...
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
Monica: The big hat, the pearls, the little pick handbag.
Rachel: Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Phoebe: Yeah, I wouldve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Chandler: Yeah, you got me. (picks up a 2x4 and puts it through the handles so that the doors wont open) Im out five big ones! (puts the money in the crack between the door and frame) Here you go.
Joey: Wow, its big!
Chandler: But you said you forgave me. It was just a couple of cigarettes�no big deal.
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldnt make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say Like me! Like me tiny doctor!
Ross: Yeah, ooh yeah, I think there is one from batch 17 left, uh (Grabs a cookie and takes a big bite out of it and doesnt like it.) Its batch 16! 16 people! Get out of the way! (Gets up and runs for the bathroom.)
Chandler: Yeah-yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.
Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin.