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(They both kiss again and fall onto the bed.)
Ross: Well, it was loong. I didnt even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 oclock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didnt want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.
Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say Well...) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
(They both look at her.)
(Both Chandler and Ross are eager to hear her decision.)
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Chandler: Eh, theyre both good. I generally just go with, Monicas drunk again. (Monica glares at him.)
(They both stare at the newborn.)
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Ross: (stopping them) Okay-okay! Two very good points, look Ive known you both a long time, and Ive never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as youve been since youve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
Joey: Hi Alex! (to the director) And uh, as you can see my hands are not in my pants. (Holds them both up.)
Chandler: Okay! (They both get up.)
(They both laugh.)
Joey: But you got to be with both of them, right?
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
(They both scream and jump away.)
Chandler: (thinking it over) Well, I did put a lot of thought in the tape. (They both run into the bedroom.)
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Rachel: My God! (They both run into the bedrooms.)
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are both getting undressed.]
Phoebe: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
(They both take a drink of coffee.)
Rachel: Oh thats right. Youre the talker. (They both reflect on that briefly) Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.
Chandler: I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.
Rachel: Phoebe you cant have both of them! You have to pick one!
Phoebe: I dontLook I dont know what youre complaining about now? You were both aware of the situation!
Sarah: (approaching with two filled balloons in her hands) Nobody! We put them in here! (Indicates the aforementioned balloons causing both of them to scream in delight and start drinking from the balloons.)
Phoebe: Yeah absolutely! (They both switch.)
(She turns her head away and when shes not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, Im not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
(They both get dejected and go sit down.)
(They start making out and both start to feel something growing below the belt line.)
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
(Phoebe and Rachel both pause, look at each other, and go press their breasts against him. Which Joey doesnt mind, of course.)
Phoebe: Both of you together?
Ross: Yes! Thats where we realized we were both super cool people!
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Chandler: I would really love it if could do both.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently.]
Joey: (whispers to Phoebe and Rachel) Hey, thank you so much. (They both exit.)
Joey: Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Ross: Wait a minute, she was walking the bike? Both times?
[The next flashback is from The One Where Eddie Moves In. It's the sequence where Joey and Chandler are both saddened that they're not living together anymore. All By Myself is playing in the background.]
[Scene: Central Park, Phoebe is now riding her bike with ease and stops in front of Ross. They both giggle.]
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
(They both go over to light the candles.)
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
Joey: And I know both of them, theyre really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials whos always getting chased by those big flowers
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
Rachel: (They both look behind them.) Well, I'd have to say gay.
(Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room.)
Rachel: Oh is it?! (She answers the cute guys phone.) Uhh, hello? (On her phone) Yes hi, is Rachel there? (On the other phone) Yes she is, just one moment please. (To Phoebe, holding out both phones.) Its for me!
Phoebe: Yeah That does sound great. I'm going to get the phone. (They both get up.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier. They both get up and move to the window.]
Cecilia: Oh yeah-yeah, we should get the (Pause) So when Jessica kisses a man, she usually puts umm, both her hands on the mans face. (She does so.)
Phoebe: Both!
(They kiss and both put their hands on the others face like Jessica would do.)
Monica: It-its so great to see you both here.
(Joey throws open his door and stands there still in the Superman costume then slowly makes his way to the bathroom while keeping both eyes on the cage.)
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
Ross: Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)
(They both grab him and stop him.)
Helena: (disappointed) I see. Well, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. (To a bald guy.) So youre bald?
Monica: Okay. (They both jump up to head for there room, but Monica stops.) But wait, we cant. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, were supposed to have lunch.
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Chandler: So we both finished our vows.
Chandler: Absolutely! Yknow, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker.
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both holding swords.]
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
(They both go out into the hall.)
(They both step up onto the altar and she notices the rabbi.)
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldnt be a secret, and we wouldnt have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)
(They both notice that Kristen has left.)
(They both laugh.)
Matt: Thats a good one? (They both laugh.)
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers.)
(Ross and Joey both reach down and pull up their pants.)
(Both Rachel and Ross stare at her for a moment.)
[Sequence 2: Phoebe throws the ball, and its intercepted by Joey, who starts to run up field. Rachel jumps on his back in order to try and tackle him, but she doesnt slow him down. Monica and Phoebe then both grab her legs in order to stop Joey, who still manages to fight through the tackle and score the touchdown.]
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
(They both get out of the chair and run for the VCR.)
(They both sit down.)
Ross: (on tape) So we we both wanted to.
Monica: Okay well, then well both do it today and hell just have to deal with it!
(They both exit.)
(They both look at Phoebe.)
(As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other in shock.)
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
(Pause as they both take another sip of coffee.)