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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica is breaking the news to Alan.]
Ross: Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?
Monica: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it.
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Monica: Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?
Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?
Joey: (panicked) Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?
Ross: Well, with everything thats been going on lately, I havent exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didnt tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?
Monica: Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?
Monica: Pete's breaking up with me.
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Phoebe: Fine! Fine! (slams the phone down, breaking it) Oh-oh!
Joey: Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you.
Rachel: Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay thats, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, thats what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Uhh, hang in there?
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window.]
Phoebe: (looking in the window) Right, oh yeah. Wow, oh, it looks like Ross is breaking up with her. Uff, I hope he lets her down easy. Lets go.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering.
Chandler: It just doesnt feel like were breaking up.
Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Youre all gonna be aunts and uncles.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, dont you have to go pick up Emily?
Ross: Yeah. Theres no breaking them up, is there?
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over the background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam, someone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes, and for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks.)
(In frustration, Joey kicks the table, breaking it.)
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-
Rachel: Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.
Chandler: (breaking up) Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Rachel: (breaking up) Were just really very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
[Scene: Outside of Elizabeths dormitory, Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts.]
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Joey: Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Phoebe: Oh hey hi, hes doing it. Hes breaking down the door. (The chair breaks in half.) Okay, were in. (She hangs up the phone.)
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Phoebe: Im, Im breaking up with you.
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Im breaking up with you!
Joey: (entering) Their not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. Their not breaking up. He didn't blink or anything.
Monica: (breaking it up) Uh Rachel? Rachel, why dont you sit here? (Next to Joey) And Will you sit way over there. (The other side of the table.)
Phoebe: Then thats not breaking the law! Im there!
Rachel: (breaking the kiss) Oh God!
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Phoebe: Breaking up sucks! Oh, I really miss Mike!
Chandler: Wait, if we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet, we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking!
Chandler: (looks him in the eye) I'm not breaking up with her! (they stare at each other for a while, then Joey blows in his face)
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didnt count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.
Monica: And Phoebe is his friend, so he thinks that would be breaking the rules!