words in movies
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: (A woman with large breasts walks in the door) Ohh knockers will help us figure it out. (She walks by and he checks her out.)
Phoebe: Or, we can decide by whose ever name is closer to the word phone.
Chandler: If you listen very carefully, I think its Celebration by Cool and the Gang.
Chandler: Well its just my entire family was run out of Scotland by Vikings. Anyway, lots of bad memories. (Makes a few unintelligible noises.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone. Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it. Phoebe tries to steal some.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Cecilia is entering the living room from Joeys room followed by Joey.]
Joey: Thanks for stopping by. See ya! (Throws them out and closes the door.) (To Cecilia) I-I am so sorry. I
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe.]
(Ross resumes playing, this time accompanied by Phoebe screeching out Es in tune with Ross. While Phoebe is singing along, Rachel is having a very difficult time keeping a straight face. Thankfully, Ross gives up after a little while.)
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessicas horrible accident by drinking champagne.]
Dina: I cant believe shes really gone. Look around you, all of this is ours. (They move into kiss but; theyre stopped by Joey entering with a huge bandage wrapped around his head.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe. Yes, I typed that earlier. Were seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing.]
(Why was this the trailer? Well, thats because it was an introduction into the special out takes episode that immediately followed the show. The entire out takes episode, Friends: The Stuff Youve Never Seen can be read by following this link.)
Written by: Brian Boyle Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Phoebe grabs each of them by an ear]
Monica: I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves. (they all stare at her) And Im appalled for you by the way.
Originally written by Alexa Junge. Trascribed by Josh Hodge.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]
Originally written by Transcribed by Joshua Hodge
Phoebe: Yeah, and theyve been coming by all day. They love it!
ROSS: Well we just wanted to stop by and uh, say goodnight.
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: guineapig
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
RACHEL: Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.
Originally written by Adam Chase. Transcribed by Joshua Hodge.
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
JOEY: Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. [looks for the mail on the table by the door, it's not there] Where's the mail?
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Joey stops by. Chandler is reading the paper and Eddie is fixing eggs.]
[Chandler's. He's playing foosball by himself.]
[Joey's. Playing ping pong by himself.]
Originally written by ???.
TILLY: Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank.
TILLY: I gather by that oh that he told you about me.
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
CHANDLER: Oh, I'm fine about my problem now, by the way.
Originally written by .
CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.]
Originally written by .
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
JOEY: By someone besides Monica?
Originally written by Betsy Bornes Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Originally written by Alexa Junge.
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...
CHANDLER: Na, forget it, it's probably stripped and sold for parts by now.
Originally written by Brown Mandell.
Transcribed by Marita Bakken
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry! I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]
MR. DOUGLAS: Have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday.
Drew: Hold on, yknow I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
[Monica pushes Ben down the aisle in a stroller. Susan is escorted by both her parents. Carol is escorted by Ross.]
Written by: Michael Curtis and Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days.
ROSS: (using calculator) Plus tip, divided by six. Ok, everyone owes 28 bucks.
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Come on. (they start to leave) Oh! And, uh, by the way....
RICHARD: Hey, you're gettin' better. I'm gonna keep this by the way.
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
Rachel: He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.
(She hangs up, closes her phone, turns around and puts it in her bag which is in the back of the car. While doing this and not looking at the road, she turns the steering wheel by accident, which makes the car swerve.)
Carol: This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by two women, does it?
Written by: Brian Boyle Transcribed by: Samantha Stein
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.)
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Joey: Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now.
(Chandler walks by and Joey lets out an evil "muhahaho".)
Ross: I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo...
Chandler: Well okay Jerry, thanks for stopping by.
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Oh Daddy, no he didnt mean anything by that, he really didnt.
Phoebe: Oh, its the compulsively neat one by the window, okay.
(An embarrassed silence... finally broken by)
Monica: Its okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.
Ross: What?! The guys against the girls? See, thats ridiculous Monica, because Im only down by three touchdowns.
(Monica throws the ball over Joeys head, its stopped from rolling away by a very beautiful woman.)
Chandler: Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two by four?
Ross: Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, fine, fine! All right, you wanna win by cheating, go ahead, all right. Phoebe the touchdown does count, you win.
Joey: This sucks, I was just up by that much!
Margha: Well, if I had to chose right now, which by the way I find really weird, I would have to say, Chandler.
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
Phoebe: Okay. (One of Joeys co-workers, walks by with a dead tree.) Yikes! That one doesnt look very fulfilled.
Monica: To score the winning touchdown, by the way.
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: (grabs Chandler by the shirt) All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this (makes a gesture like a stewardess pointing out exits) right now. But I'm not.
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Written by: Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.
ROSS: Well I guess you can start by drivin a cab on Another World.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
[Scene: Rosss, the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there. Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window.]
(They all make happy faces as they are unable to express their feelings verbally. Finally, the phone rings and the race to answer it is won by Monica.)
Rachel: (to Ross): So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
(Robert leans back on the arm of the chair and allows Chandler to see up his shorts and sees little Robert. Chandler is horrified by this view.)
Chandler: Well, she spent the last six months getting over him, and now shes celebrating that by going on a date with him.
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Boyle Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?
Written by: Michael Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Originally written by Betsy Borns Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.