words in movies
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Jeffrey Astrof and Mike Sikowitz. Transcribed by: Ruth Curran
Written by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Ruth Curran
(A beautiful woman walks by Ross, he stares at her.)
(While looking at the floor for the cat, Rachel runs into a pair of legs. She slowly gets up and sees a gorgeous Italian hunk holding the cat. Who, by the way, you'll hate very, very soon. The man. Not the cat.)
Ross: Alright, I panicked, alright? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling.
Written by: Sherry Bilding-Graham & Ellen Plummer Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa
[Scene: Chandler's job, Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand. One of his co-workers walks by.]
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
(Phoebe walks by, ignoring the two strangers.)
(Phoebe uses the remote to stop the Spanish by turning off the television.)
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Written by: Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: guineapig
(Ross is so moved by his father's charming story, that he stops eating.)
Phoebe: Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
Joey: Okay! (He yanks his hand away.) All right. Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! (He grabs C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm and pulls it off at the elbow.) Ah-ah!! (Wayne is shocked.) Okay, thats why you didnt want me to touch him right? Here you go! Okay? (Hands Wayne the arm and he goes to fix it. Meanwhile Joey starts to berate himself.) Stupid! I cant believe it! God! (A very beautiful woman walks by.) (To her) Hey, how you doin? (He and her go over to talk and Wayne looks on with envy.)
Ross: Well, ahem... you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late... and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh...
(Phoebe is almost thrown by this.)
Ross: So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine.
Written by: Jeffrey Astrof and Mike Sikowitz. .
(Hearing her brother's voice, Monica gets up to stand behind Chandler, followed by Rachel.)
Dr. Franzblau: It really was. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. (Carol sits up in pain, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau casually lay her back down) There you go, dear.
Joey: Sandy! Hi! C'mon in! (She enters, followed by a young boy and a younger girl)...You brought your kids.
Written by: Jeffrey Astrof & Mike Sikowitz Transcribed by: guineapig
Monica: Whoa! Whoa!! Tackled by a girl! Bet ya dont see that everyday, do ya?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, its just Monica and Chandler dancing to Wonderful Tonight on the Slowhand album by Eric Clapton. And you can buy that album from the CFSI, just click on the CDNow link.]
(Betty waggles her fingers to say "Hi", but Phoebe feels her birthday has been ruined by her twin.)
Janice: By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)
Teleplay by: Steven Rosenhaus Story by: R. Lee Flemming, Jr. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: guineapig
Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. (Calls her, then hurriedly hangs up.) I got her machine.
(Monica smiles a sweet apology of regret, until she's distracted by Marcel as he clambers all over her nice furniture.)
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
(We see Ross through the window and he acts like a swimmer that gets attacked by a shark, picture one of the many, many, many Jaws movies they made and you get the idea.)
Chandler: Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
(Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.)
Rachel: Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.
(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
Ross: Oh, I'm threatened by you?
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Guy: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
Guy: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Transcribed by: Dan Gottleib
(Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.)
(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Chris Brown Transcribed by: Dan Silverstein
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Rachel: (Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!
JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]
Written by: Jeff Astroff & Mike Sikowitz
Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachel's friends, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.)
Ross: Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by "bye!"
Monica and Ross: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 (Ross runs to be caught by Monica, but she moves out of the way)
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Rachel: Look, yknow I know my lifes going pretty well, but I look around and I just see so many people whove accomplished so many other goals by the time theyre thirty.
(There's a knock on the door which is answered by Phoebe.)
Chandler: He said...he said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself! Without any outside help whatsoever.
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
CHANDLER: By the way, this didn't seem so dorky in the hall.
Originally written by Alexa Junge Transcribed by Josh Hodge.
ROSS: [being drawn in by her talk] Uh-huh.
(They start kissing again, but are interrupted by the phone.
[Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by playing the national anthem.]
STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's balcony, Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat.]
Originally written by Michael Curtis and Greg Malins Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Written by: Bill Lawrence Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?
Joey: (To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer ignores him, and Joey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight.
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
Originally written by Michael Borkow Transcribed by Josh Hodge
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
RACHEL: Oh, by the way Mon, I don't think the mailman liked your cookies. Here are the ornaments your mom sent. [hands her a smashed box]
Originally written by Jeffrey Astroff and Mike Sikowitz Transcribed by Josh Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan SIlverstein.
Originally written by Doty Abrams Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: Mikael Hedberg
ROSS: Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, OK?
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Monica: I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves. (they all stare at her) And Im appalled for you by the way.
[Phoebe grabs each of them by an ear]
Written by: Brian Boyle Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]
Originally written by Alexa Junge. Trascribed by Josh Hodge.
Phoebe: Yeah, and theyve been coming by all day. They love it!
Originally written by Transcribed by Joshua Hodge
Originally written by Adam Chase. Transcribed by Joshua Hodge.
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: guineapig
ROSS: Well we just wanted to stop by and uh, say goodnight.
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
RACHEL: Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.
JOEY: Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. [looks for the mail on the table by the door, it's not there] Where's the mail?
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.