words in movies
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: guineapig
Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight.
Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachel's friends, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.)
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
Video:April Twelve, Eighteen hundred, Sixty-One (Monica lights Richard's cigar butt), 4:30 A.M. on Tuesday, the United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon (knock on door) it is now under bombardment by....
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Rachel: O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?
Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh and Vanessa
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Monica: Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?
Emily: Oh, no-no-no, thats not rude! Its perfectly in keeping with a trip that Ive already been run down by one of your wiener carts, and been strip-searched at John F. Kennedy Airport, apparently to you people, I look like someone whos got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.
(He starts to exit, but Chandler tries to stop him by climbing on his back and grabbing hold of the foosball table.)
(Joey wants to know, but Chandler doesnt want to discuss it by the chick, so he and Joey move over to the windows and away from the chick.)
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Ross: (To Rachel, standing by her feet) I dont know why you cant admit that you need me.
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
(The guy turns round, startled. Monica points to Phoebe. The guy gets hit by a truck)
(They start to leave Central Perk. The band starts to play "Here, There and Everywhere" by the Beatles. The crowd rises from their seats. Phoebe and Chandler walk down the aisle. Phoebe really glows with happiness. So does Mike who watches her walk down the isle. When Phoebe and Chandler arrive, they kiss and Phoebe walks to her bridesmaids.)
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Chandler and Monica are by the window pressuring Ross to tell his parents the truth.]
Written by: Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Stevens: (coming back in) Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.
Monica: (watching a happy couple walk by, arm in arm) Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
Written by: R. Lee Fleming, Jr. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Dutch Phrases by: Kenny Walgraef
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
Ross: (to Joey) Good morning. Nice breasts by the way.
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
Teleplay by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
Phoebe: Um-hmm. Oh wait! This is Bonnie. (who has hair by the way)
Rachel: (pause) He is, isnt he? I dont know, I dont know, I mean maybe its just being here at the beach together or, I dont know. But its like something... (shes interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)
Ross: (taking the flyer) Apparently Phoebes mother also goes by the name Julio.
Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?
Joey: Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! Its eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Episodes Orginally Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, guineapig, Josh Hodge, Aaron D. Howard-Miller, and Kiza Abuzahra.
Phoebe: You mean theOkay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion.
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Written by: Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Jill Condon & Any Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Rachel: Oh. (She tries to walk away from Josh, by he keeps holding her) Stop it!
Written by: Seth Kirkland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Darcy Partridge
Ross: Fine by me; hope she wins.
Ross: (moved by the kiss) Huh...
Chandler: Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk by nine o'clock.
Rachel: I did it! Oh! I finished it! I did it all by myself! And there's nobody to hug!
Rachel: Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!
(Ross leans in and kisses her. They both look at each other for a moment, and then embrace in a more passionate kiss, only to be interrupted by Joey and Chandler coming outside.)
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
Chandler: Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, cause I wanna trade for her.
Rachel: And y'know what, Im gonna, Im gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, Im gonna stop by around 8:30.
Joey: Listen, I ah, I know its a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?
Joey: Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Darcy & Julie Partridge
[Scene: Central Perk, Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean.]
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Chandler: (to Drew) Oh, by the way, that is her full name.
(Joey does the 232 divided by 13 bad news look.)
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Im sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebodys off the phone, how bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.
Mrs. Lynch: Well, she was leaving work and she was hit by a cab.
Julio: Flowers of Evil, by Beaudalire. Have you read it?
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
Rachel: Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!
(The apartment manager hung up on him and he hangs up the phone and throws in on the chair. Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it.)
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
(They lean in to kiss and are interrupted by the phone.)
(Ursula points out a vacant table, so the twins walk over, side by side, to sit down. Departing customers walk right past the pair. Sitting at the back, a hungry gentleman looks most annoyed as Ursula sets his meal down in front of her. The girls sit.)
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be...(makes flinging motions with hands) flung by now?
Written by: Seth Kirkland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?
Monica: Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesnt show up by then, then just come on home.
Written by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Monica: I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.
Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but Im okay.
Chandler: Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. (Monica is not amused by that statement.) Seriously, good luck marrying me.
Rachel: What am I making him by the way?
Written by: Wil Calhoun & Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldnerg-Meehan. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, he is awoken by the singing guy.]
(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
(And with that, we start a series of flashbacks to Thanksgiving's of years gone by.)
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.]
Teleplay by: Wil Calhoun Story by: Andrew Reich and Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen