words in movies
Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.
Chandler: I can check that for ya.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: Well we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.
Chandler: Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.
Phoebe: Whoa!! Thatokay, thats a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is thereis maybe is there something that I can do yknow just to like help make sure I get pregnant?
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.
Monica: Thats not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
Chandler: You cant just call Monicas room.
Joey: Sure I can, standard shotgun rules, Im sight of the room and I called it.
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Joey: Oh wow! You can tell this soon.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Joey: You cant just ignore the bet! Its a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!
Phoebe: Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, Im gonna do whatever I can to help this so, Im just gonna yknow, lie it your chair, (She climbs into the chair and drapes her feet over the back of the chair.) Y'know? Yeah, good, Im let gravity yknow, do its jobs.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?
Phoebe: Okay, but this cant be good for the baby.
Monica: I cant find garbage bags!
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Rachel: Oh, I cant watch this. (turns her eyes away)
All: Yeah! Yeah, we can!
Bonnie: (to Ross) Shoot! I cant go, I have to work!
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater youre dating.
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: [singing] I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find...
Doug: Oh, is it the swearing? I mean is it the constant swearing? Because I gotta tell ya, if it is, you can just... kiss my ass!
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Phoebe: Okay, so... allright... Which dress? (she holds up two 'Phoebe' dresses, Rachel and Monica look at them... taking their time, don't wanting to hurt Phoebe) You can say "neither".
Rachel: Well, cant you tell her that you are not in the mood?
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
Joey: Well, theres really only one thing you can do.
Joey: If you want some privacy you can use my hole.
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me!!
Chandler: (jumping up) Hey! Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!!
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
Monica: My God, you cant even look at me! Can you?
Chandler: Ill tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home.
Ross: (blows her a kiss) Okay the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Ross: Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) If you accept full responsibility... (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! ...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Monica: Why cant you use the phone in here?
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, I'm talking loud!
Guy: No, you, you cant fit in that thing. Thats not deep enough.
Chip: Oh yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.
Joey: Relax okay, I-I-I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?
Chandler: (entering, carrying the chick and duck) Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?
Monica: Hey, we can take her back with you if you want.
JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Chip: Oh, like Id give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.
Joanna: (answering the phone) Yes. (listens) Uh, cant you wait until tomorrow? (listens) All right. (hangs up) Unbelievable!!
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no!! I cant get myself right out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!! Come on, you have to unlock me, she could be gone for hours, and Im cold, and (Stops and looks up the skirt on a statue behind Joannas desk.)
Chandler: I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch-(realizes)-have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.
Joanna: I cant!!
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Ross: Shes going in. Wait! Hes going in! Hes going in!! The doors closed! I, I cant see anything but the door closed!!
The Salesman: Well ah, what can you swing?
Monica: Well, I was going for wrong, but we can use your word.
(Rachel goes to hug him but Ross is holding one of her hands and doesnt let go, so she can only put one arm around him.)
Phoebe: No, I can handle it. No, Im a professional. (She starts to leave)
Chandler: Because thats the only part of you he can see when hes on the table!
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
Joey: Or! You can just, yknow (He walks up close to whisper in Rosss ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
Joey: No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?
Mr. Treeger:: Can you be my dancing partner?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Chandler: You can always sell your baby.
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Ross: Well, yeah. I cant-I cant stay here all night, and if I go in there shes-shes gonna wanna... do stuff.
Chandler: Well the duck can swim.
Ross: Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.
JOEY: You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. Every year, all right?
Joey: All right! Ill try! But if I cant, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.
Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Joey: You can pee here!
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Monica: Maybe I can try at intermission? Phoebe, come on... you know what? Let's just go!
PHOEBE: I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Monica: I can cook and you can take care of the money.
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Chandler: Why cant you tell her?
Kathy: Can you really do that?
CHANDLER: Hey, look Joey, I'm just saying if you need something to hold you over, I can get you a job right here as an entry level processor.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Joey: Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, Ill go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye.
Chandler: Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!
Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Phoebe: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.
Joey: Hey! Dont do the crime if you cant do the time.
Ross: Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
Monica: Oh, yknow what, I cant, it really kills.
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
Phoebe: You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, "I cant wait to hear your first words," I thought, "Theres a trick."
Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?
Tim: Where can I wash up?
Monica: Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.
Phoebe: Oh, he-he cant talk right now.
Joey: He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there!
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Joanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.