words in movies
Joey: (starts to imagine it) I cant. I keep seeing it the good way.
Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed thats been masquerading as a nut?
Rachel: (giggles and cant look at him) Hi!
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I cant call my office theyll kill me! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.
Phoebe: (louder) My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I cant breathe.
Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "Im with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "Im lost and I cant find food."
Joey: Why? (In Drakes voice.) Why cant the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?
Ross: Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Chandler: Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesnt want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assistas his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that cant have lumps in them.
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
Ross: (on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she cant come to the phone right now. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up.)
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
Rachel: Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joeys phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! Its Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
Joey: Pretty cool, huh? But if youre thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldnt get sucked up into the mechanism, well youd be wrong.
Rachel: Umm, can I use your bathroom?
Monica: And then were gonna have a little Middle Eastern cous-cous. Something we can eat, with our hands.
Monica: I cant promise anything. (She starts to dig in.)
Ross: Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)
Rachel: Wow! I cant, I cant feel my hands.
Chandler: We cant do this.
Rachel: (groans) Oh God. Oh I cant believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!
Joey: Sure! As long as they dont find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Monica: Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"
Chandler: I bet he can.
Ross: Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.
Bonnie: I can show you an ID if you want?
Monica: Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Ross: Can I, can I help you with something?
Mrs. Geller: You tell her Jack, I cant do it.
Kate: Well, Adrians looking for a reason to stay, right? Victor cant just kiss her, hes gotta, gotta really give her a reason, y'know?
Mr. Geller: Which means you had seven years of beach fun and you cant put a price on that sweetie.
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Rachel: Yknow, I can not believe you told him, Joey!
Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!
Monica: This is so cool, maybe this is something you can do every week.
Chandler: We cant accept this.
Monica: Yeah! I bet I can do it.
Monica: No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Ross: Over here. (You can see Ross sitting at the far wall.)
Monica: Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
Rachel: What do you mean you quit?! You cant quit!
Chandler: Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing? If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the isle just fine. But if you choose me, you'll be getting some comedy!
C.H.E.E.S.E: Oh yeah? Well then how come I cant get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00?
C.H.E.E.S.E: You can say that again Mac.
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
Chandler: Oh no-no, I cant do that.
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Rachel: Oh, wait yes, but I cant eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.
(At this point, Buffay, the Vampire Layer and Nasforatool start to get it on. Of course, since this is network TV, we can only see the reactions of the gang to the film playing off screen.)
Tag: I cant believe it!
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Chandler: There's not gonna be a next time! You can not ever see him again!
PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.
Rachel: Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! (She grabs it and starts rubbing it on her cheek.) Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him.
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
Rachel: Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)
Chandler: I dont know what it is, I just cant take a good picture.
Chandler: Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean yknow you cant date him right?
Rachel: This bench, its hollow! I cant believe I never knew that! (She pushes all the pillows off it and opens it up) Oh, the presents!!!
Monica: Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.
Chandler: Okay. (Youll have to see it, I cant describe the face he makes, but it isnt good.)
Phoebe: Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?
Joey: I know! Yeah, but, look I can handle it. All right? Look, I can listen to the radio, huh? And Ross gave me this great book (holds up the Playboy magazine).
Chandler: I cant help it!
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
Joey: Hey well, you cant teach someone to be good with women. Yknow, thats why I never had any luck with Chandler.
Joey: One! (Pause.) No ten! You said ten! You cant take that back!
Chandler: Can you people not see me?! (He waves his arms around to get their attention.)
Ross: (opens the door and to Whitney) Hi! Im sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night.
Ross: Phoebe, you cant massage people in my apartment!
Ross: I think he can be.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Itssince youve never done it before you can be Monicas made of honor.
Monica: Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised. But hey, I can be a kook.
Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Cant we just flip a coin?!
Ross: We cant do it again.
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? (pats his Travel Scrabble game)
Ross: Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
(The waitress lets her in as Monica is about to throw a lobster into a pot of boiling water (Although, she hasnt taken off the rubber bands that hold the claws, so she cant be that good of a chef). Anyway, guess who the Colonel is by the following phrase.)
Ross: No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?! (The librarian brings his boss over.)
The Head Librarian: How can I help you?
Ross: Okay, okay. This can go on for a while.
Joey: How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Monica: Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.
Monica: I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but you can.
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Rachel: (comes up and rubs him on the chest) Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
Monica: Chandler? Can you give me a hand? (Grabs her jacket)
Phoebe: (answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
Chandler: Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!
Ross: How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
Monica: They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Monica: Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
(We can hear the dog whining at a high pitch.)
Joey: Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?
Chandler: Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Monica: See? This is exactly why Im making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
Rachel: No, Ive just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?
Chandler: Dont worry, Im brave! I am brave! I I am brave! (They get to the door and Monica goes to open it.) No-no-no-no!! (He stops her.) (Through the door.) Can you tell me who is there please?
Gary: So, can I get some candy?
Monica: Umm, can we see you ride it?
The Woman: Please, cant you help me out?
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
Ross: Phoebe, you cant get out of this! Okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike!
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!