words in movies
Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!
Joey: Can I offer you a drink?
Charlie: Oh, well, we can go see the Chronos Quartet at the Avery Fisher Hall.
Phoebe: Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? (She sees Rachel) Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?
Joey: Ah! I'm an actor! I can memorize anything! Last week on "Days" I had to say "Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy".
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!
Phoebe: How can you come here?
Ross: (slowly) Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
Woman: Youre no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
Woman: I can still see you!
Rachel: Cant I just look at the handles on them?
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Ross: I dont have too. I can just look at you.
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
Phoebe: Okay, this is what Im talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.
Joey: I cant tell you that, no.
Monica: He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.
Chandler: (answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Joey: (Checks to see if shes drooling on his shirt.) Okay. Okay, okay, hey. (Lays her down and covers her with a blanket.) There we go, lets get your feet up there. (Looks at her) Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. (Picks up a garbage can) Im gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
Phoebe: I cant!! I cant!! (She dies.) Noooooooo!!!!!!! You son of a bitch!!!!!
Chandler: I cant remember which sister.
Phoebe: How can you not know which one?
Chandler: Why cant we talk in here? With, with, witnesses.
Joey: (angrily entering, to Chandler) Can I talk to you for a second?!
Phoebe: Okay but thats why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil its Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey
Chandler: (to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Joey: Cookie, now you can punch him!
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
ROSS: [his beeper goes off] It's the museum again, can I, oh.
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
Chandler: (to Ross) Hey, so can you make it on Friday?
Chandler: Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.
Chandler: Oh yes, and thats what I want a roommate that I can walk around with and be referred to as the funny one.
Joey: Yeah, I can dance, y'know. (starts to dance really, really, really badly)
Phoebe: Well, can you dance at all?
Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?
Chandler: Oh, okay Ross. Listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?
Joeys Sister: Finally, I thought wed never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)
Chandler: (to bartender) Can I get a beer.
Rachel: God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.
Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, Im gonna stay. Cause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around.
Robert: So um, is there a phone here, I can check my messages?
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Jeannine: (to Monica) All right, I just got changed in thirty seconds so you can be alone with him. You'd better go for it.
Phoebe: No, I can spot you from here.
Robert: (to Phoebe) So are ready for the gym? Theyve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
Phoebe: (running up carrying a tree) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you dont want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one. (points to the almost dead tree she has)
Chandler: I cant believe she cracked your code!
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.
Singer: (singing) Cause every time I see your face, I cant help but fall from grace. I know.....
Monica: My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Ginger: Joey I can see you okay? Youre hiding behind the coats.
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. (points at Chandler, who holds up the cue ball as a Remember me? thing) Listen, can we please have lunch the next time Im in the city?
Monica: No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.
(She walks over behind the coat rack, but Joey picks it up and moves it so that hes still behind it, and she cant see him.)
Phoebe: Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. Thats the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!
RADIO: The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. Rachel, he wants you to know he's deeply sorry for what he did and he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. (With or Without You plays)
Chandler: Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.
Issac: (to Chandler and Joey) Can I help you?
MONICA: Look. [they look at Joey in the kitchen with a cigar in his mouth, looking at his reflection in a spatula] Joey, do you know we can see you from here?
Richard: (standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Rachel: Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?
Ross: Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesnt she know its our anniversary?
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Ross: What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up.
Ross: Really? Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like youve got a girlfriend?
Ross: (on the phone) Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Ross: I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Ross: Yes, you can, very much.
Rachel: Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.
Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?
Ross: Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Chandler: Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat?!
Issac: I can promise not to tell her again.
Monica: It will be my pleasure. (to Phoebe) My guy has diplomatic coupons. Your guy cant even say coupons. (they leave)
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Phoebe: All right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine.
Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93? (listens) Okay! (hangs up) Yeah, no they dont do that.
Phoebe: Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we dont know where we are, so we cant get a tow truck.
Joey: I-I cant handle this, you guys.
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh please, cant I come to your special, magical cabin?
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
Ross: I can.
Phoebe: Maybe we can like go to a movie or something.
Monica: (to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.