words in movies
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
Fat Monica: Umm, Chandler, if you want I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner.
Ross: All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Monica: And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!
Rachel: Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! (She grabs it and starts rubbing it on her cheek.) Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him.
Monica: (excited) I can do that!
Chandler: Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year.
Ross: Can you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is! Severed toe, you just said it!
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
French Phoebe: Gauze! Gauze! I need to get some gauze in here! Can I please get some gauze in here! (A shell explodes outside next to the tent and when the smoke clears, Phoebe still has her arm.) Whew! (Her arm falls off and starts pumping out blood.) This is getting ridiculous uh!
Joey: Oh really? Thatd be great! You guys can be the contestants!
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
PHOEBE: I can do that.
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
ROSS: Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
VAN DAMME: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.
{There's another continuity error here. Before Monica says I love you, Chandler's holding the vests so that you couldn't see the collar, you could see all three, and they were folding nicely. After she says the line and the camera cuts back to Chandler, you can only see two out of the three, you can see the collar of the top one, and it looks like it was folded sloppily, unlike before. Hey, you notice things while spending this much time on this!}
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
PHOEBE: Yeah. Oh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey, Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
JOEY: Well, we're, we're just goin' over here so that we can get away from the horrible flesh eating virus, for the love of God woman, listen to me. Is he lookin', is he lookin'?
Male Jeweler: Okay, I can let it go at eight.
Chandler: Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
ROSS: Here you go, you can pay me back whenever you like.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? (Listens) Earl, thanks. (Listens) Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies Id like to talk to you about your toner needs. (Shes reading from the script.)
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
PHOEBE: OK, I can be a waitress, I can be a waitress.
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
JOEY: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.
JOEY: Can you believe this place?
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
JOEY: Yeah, can you see me in a place like this?
PHOEBE: OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.
JOEY: Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guy's apartment.
MR. GELLER: Who's drink can I freshen?
JOEY: Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.
ROSS: Yeah, so uh, is it sore or can you do stuff?
MONICA: I know, how can you not be accross the hall anymore.
ROSS: I can do that.
Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
CHANDLER: Yes. Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little...
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
MONICA: Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
MONICA: You go girl. I can't pull that off can I?
JOEY: No, can we get back to me?
Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
LITTLE BULLY: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my joke is that I, I took your hat.
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
CHANDLER: That, that is funny. Can I have it back?
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Ross: Come on Rach, you cant even eat alone in a restaurant.
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
CHANDLER: Ok so, can I have my hat back?
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Phoebe: WellButNow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles yknow before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
ROSS: I talked to Rachel's sisters, neither of them can come.
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Susan: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions
ROSS: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, ok.
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
RACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom for a while.
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
PHOEBE: Alright, I can get you out.
GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can get people out of here.
Chandler: Oh Maria. You cant say no to her, shes like this lycra spandex covered gym treat.
MR. GREENE:Alright, alright, I can get my own coat.
CHANDLER: Ok, you can have it. [He licks it and offers it to her.]
Chandler: Y'know what, I think we can go out there. I mean they have more important things to worry about.
Ross: (forages around) Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.
RACHEL: Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. [finishes the diaper] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.
PHOEBE: Can I please take these off? I swear I won't scratch.
RYAN: Can I please see your face?
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
CHANDLER: Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
RICHARD: Oh, hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Ross: Hey, can I, can I get in on that? Because Im kinda hungry myself.
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.
[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]
Rachel: Well, you more then me, but he cant stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.
Chandler: You still can't stand her can you?
Monica: Because Purvry Perverson over here cant stop staring at her.
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.