words in movies
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
CAROL: Hi honey.
CAROL: What?
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
CAROL: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben.]
CAROL: Uh, we're going down to Colonial Williamsburg.
CAROL: Think I better go before mommy starts weeping.
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
CAROL: It's us.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
CAROL: What did he say?
CAROL: Mommy is so proud of you. Hi. Hi.
CAROL: Hi.
CAROL: Hi.
CAROL: Hi.
CAROL: Hi.
CAROL: We've got a cab waiting downstairs.
CAROL: Tuesday.
CAROL: We've gotta go, we've got that cab waiting.
Ross: Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol?
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Carol: This is impossible. Its just impossible.
Ross: Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everythings gonna be alright.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
Ross: Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum.
Ross: No! No no, it is nothing like me and Carol!
Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been?
Carol: Let it go, Ross.
Carol: Am I allowed to drink anything?
Carol: Thanks.
Carol: Count faster.
Carol: You're gonna kill me!
Carol: Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp.
Ross: (to Carol) Yeah, listen...
Carol: Now go!
Carol: Out!
Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
Carol: All right, that's it. I want both of you out.
Susan: Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.
Carol: Ok.
Carol: Ok.
Carol: Are they here yet?
(Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.)
Carol: Where are they?
Carol: Oh, god.
Carol: But they're not here yet!
Carol: Really?
Carol: What does he look like?
(Carol and Susan arrive.)
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Carol: Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie.
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
Ross: Carol?
Carol: I guess so. (Carol starts to breast feed Ben.)
Carol: Sure.
Carol: As much as he needs.
Ross: Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.]
Carol: Why'd you freak out?
Carol: How did we do?
Carol: My breast milk is gross?
Carol: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it. (Holding out a bottle.)
Carol: (noticing a kid who has picked up a copy of Variety to read) Hey, that kid looks familiar.
Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Ross: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?
[Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.]
CAROL: So how did everything go?
ROSS: I got some, uh, hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And, uh, I got this blouse for mom.
CAROL: Well, we've gotta go.
CAROL: Look I just thought that...
CAROL: We're uh, we're getting married.
CAROL: Of course I do.
CAROL: Oh, right. Um, I've got some news. It's about us.
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
CAROL: Want us to go?
CAROL: Fine, whatever.
CAROL: How's it going?
CAROL: Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.
CAROL: We're back on.
CAROL: Thank you.
[They dance; Carol looks on lovingly.]
ROSS: Carol, what's the matter? What happened?
CAROL: You're right. Of course you're right.
Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.
CAROL: Ross. [He lets her go]
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
[At the reception, Monica and Ross watch Carol and Susan getting their picture taken.]
CAROL: You do?
Carol: All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set.
MONICA: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". All right, ball the melon.
[at Ross's. Carol and Susan are picking Ben up]
MONICA: Yes! Carol and Susan's caterer had a mountain bike accident this weekend, and she's in a full body cast.
Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
[Monica pushes Ben down the aisle in a stroller. Susan is escorted by both her parents. Carol is escorted by Ross.]
CAROL: My parents called this afternoon to say they weren't coming.
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Rachel: Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben]
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
Carol: Oh please God, let there be a song.
Carol: G. I. Joe. G. I. Joe?!
Ross: I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream.]
Carol: It did at first, but not anymore.
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
Ross: Cause Carols a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and Im not one. And apparently its not a mix and match situation.
Carol: Sooo!! Anyway...
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Carol: Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Carol: Oh God, Ross I am so sorry.
Carol: (answering the door) Hi!
Carol: Its not that kind of anniversary.