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Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Carol: It did at first, but not anymore.
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Carol: Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?
Carol: Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?
Carol: Sooo!! Anyway...
Carol: Oh God, Ross I am so sorry.
Carol: Its not that kind of anniversary.
Carol: Oh, great! Me too.
Carol: (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Carol: (answering the door) Hi!
Carol: Hes sleeping.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan.]
Carol: You slept with another woman?
CAROL: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.
Phoebe: Yeah! Lets do that!! That-that sounds good. We should sit down and talk, just me, my lover Carol, and the Stings. Umm, how-how will I get in touch with them?
Carol: Ah, Susan will be so pleased.
Carol: (looking through the peephole) Ugh. (opening the door) Ross!
Carol: Ahh, nooo!!
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is running to answer the door.]
Carol: Yeah, okay, bye. (closes the door, turns out the lights, and runs back to the bedroom)
Carol: Okay, bye!!
Carol: Okay, Ill pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door)
Carol: Youre a genius, Ross.
Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today.
Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Carol: No. But its okay, Ill just put out pickles or something.
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Carol: This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by two women, does it?
Carol: He picked it out of the toy store himself, he loves it.
Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
Carol: (straining) Not.... helping!
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
Carol: (irked) Where have you been?
Carol: Ohh, yknow, Susans gonna be shooting a commercial in London next week.
Carol: Ooh, yeah! She said shes having sooo much fun with Emily.
Ross: No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.
Phoebe: Wow, Carol really messed you up!
Carol: I was gonna say
ROSS: Well, I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.
Carol: (knocking on the door) Ross!
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Carol: Yes!
Carol: Whats too much fun?
Carol: Hey, Ben! Hey!
Carol: Hey! Hows Ben?
Carol: Oh my God, you are so paranoid!
Carol: Maybe.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Ross: (To Carol) No tongue. (And gives her the thumbs up.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is complaining about Carol.]
Ross: I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.
Dr. Franzblau: It really was. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. (Carol sits up in pain, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau casually lay her back down) There you go, dear.
Carol: Ah yeah, but now its Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Carol: What? (Goes and checks.)
Carol: (entering from the kitchen) Hey Ross!
Carol: Oh I I think theyre funny.
Carol: Whats not funny?
Ross: Hi, um, Im err, (has to clear his throat) Im Ross Geller, and err ah... (pats Carols bulge) ..thats, thats my boy in there, and uh, (points) this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carols, just, com... (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherent until) ..whos next?
Carol: (yelling from the bathroom) Oh my God!
Rachel: Or Carol! But theyre funny to kids and who is it hurting?!
Ross: Hey, hello! mmwa! (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna.
Carol: Guess what? Ben is going to be in a TV commercial!
Carol: (entering with Ben and Ross) Hey guys!
Carol: Thanks. (Exits.)
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant, Ross and Carol are talking. Kristin is not there.]
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.
Carol: Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.
Joey: I look more like him than you do! (He winks at Carol.)
(Carol takes off her jacket, her pregnant belly is exposed.)
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
Ross: If you have to call me name, I prefer "Ross the Divorcer". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
[Scene: Lamaze class, Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susans lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap. The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end.]
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Rachel: Im just visiting my good friend Carol.
Carol: What do you mean?
Rachel: Carol Lesbian?
Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadnt realized she was a lesbian.
Carol: Like what?
Ross: Carol our sex life isits just not working
Carol: (quickly) I love that idea!
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]
Carol: Oh umm, yknow I think it would be better if we just save it.
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Carol: Oh, me too.
Carol: Looks like it.
CAROL: Uh, we're going down to Colonial Williamsburg.
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Carol: Thank you so much for coming.
Carol: (jumping up to get it) I got it!
Ross: Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise.
CAROL: We've gotta go, we've got that cab waiting.
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, Carol is waiting.]
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Carol: Thank you so much.