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Carol: (entering with Ben and Ross) Hey guys!
Carol: Guess what? Ben is going to be in a TV commercial!
Joey: (reading the card) Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! (Ross gasps) Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! (Ross and Carol stare at him, then Joey realizes what he just said.) I mean, way to go Ben! (Gives Ben the thumbs up, which Ben returns.) Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.
[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]
Carol: (noticing a kid who has picked up a copy of Variety to read) Hey, that kid looks familiar.
Joey: I look more like him than you do! (He winks at Carol.)
Carol: Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.
Carol: Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
Carol: Thanks. (Exits.)
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!
Carol: Sorry. You look good too.
Carol: So.
Carol: A lesbian?
Carol: I'm pregnant.
Rachel: Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get so complicated?
Ross: (they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?
Carol: Dr. Oberman.
Carol: Thanks.
Carol: Yes, and she's very supportive.
Carol: Marlon-
Carol: As in my grandmother.
Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.
Carol: Julia..
Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Carol: Ross? That opens my cervix. (He drops it in horror.)
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
Carol: I know.
(Marsha extis and Ross waves Carol into the exhibit.)
Ross: Okay, that's great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I'm- Oh.
(Carol, Ross's ex-wife, has entered behind them and is standing outstide the exhibit.)
Ross: Why- why are you here, Carol?
Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.
Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol.]
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Joey: With Carol? (Ross gives him a look.) Oh.
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Ross: Hi, is uh, is Carol here?
Carol: Anytime you're ready.
Carol: Just aim for the bump.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Ross is preparing to talk to her belly.]
Carol: Look, you don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it if you want.
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach.]
Carol: No, no that was the first.
Carol: I did.
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Ross: Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself: "Doctor Paleontology, two kids... " (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!
Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex?
Carol: Hey hey, come on in!
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
Carol: Uh, that's our friend Tanya.
Carol and Susan: It's a...
Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)
Carol: Well, thanks for the books.
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Carol: Hello?
Carol: Do you want to know?
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
Susan: Oh, that's so... (Susan hugs Carol, they giggle, Ross steps away) It really is...do we know...?
Carol: Totally and completely healthy!
Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be...
Carol: Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh)
Carol: Oh, no no no. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Carol: Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
Ross: Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Carol: That could be it.
Carol: Not her.
Susan: Carol, not me.
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Carol: Life partner.
Ross: Are you sure? Great. Carol? Wanna come over and join us?
Carol: You know that thing you put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out. You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.
Carol: Oh, I love you too. But...
Carol: Mushroom. Smile. They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
Carol: Its a little complicated.
[Scene: The Lamaze class, several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, whos got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan.]
Ross: Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol?
Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
Ross: Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everythings gonna be alright.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Carol: This is impossible. Its just impossible.
Ross: No! No no, it is nothing like me and Carol!
Ross: Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum.
Carol: Am I allowed to drink anything?
Carol: Let it go, Ross.
Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been?
Carol: Thanks.
Carol: Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp.
Ross: (to Carol) Yeah, listen...
Carol: You're gonna kill me!
Carol: All right, that's it. I want both of you out.
Carol: Count faster.
Carol: Now go!
Carol: Out!
Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
(Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.)
Susan: Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.
Carol: Ok.
Carol: Ok.