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[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Mike: (looks at her astonished) Alright, then I'm gonna change my name.
Mr. Treeger:: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? Well, why dont think of someone else for a change?
Lizzie: Keep the change. (To Phoebe) Sure you don't wanna pretzel?
Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.
(Monica goes to change.)
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.]
Rachel: We didn't change..
Mr. Tribbiani: What kinda change?
Rachel: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.
Joey: Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you gotta make a change. This has gone on long enough.
Ross: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (Does so.)
Aurora: (gets up to leave) Well, call me if you change your mind.
Rachel: Okay, let me just change.
Ross: ...But a man can change. (Downs a shot)
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just I justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
Monica: Did you go home and change?
Amy: Why did you change it, Ella was so much prettier!
ROSS: I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?
Ross: Nobody likes change.
Monica: Come on Rach, come on. Lets see whats it like to be on a winning team for a change.
Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
Monica: Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?
ESTELLE: Things change, roll with em.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I met him when I was playing guitar in Washington Square Park. Ryan threw in salt water taffy 'cause he didn't have any change.
Ross: That's, that's funny. Change!
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Chandler: (to Janice) Dont look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!
Margha: Im now thinking I would like to change my answer to, no one.
Monica: No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change.
Ross: Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.
Joey: Well, anyway, I got to go change, Im ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.
Rachel: Theres been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that Im not free tonight. So
Chandler: Hey Rach! Ah........ Perfection. (kisses monica) Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.
Chandler: Well yes yes... You look nice can mean that your face looks nice. I want to compliment your body. I mean..I wouldn't change it. At all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger.
Joey: You got it. Thanks man. Thanks for doing this, I owe you one. (Joey leaves, comes back in.) Oh, hey! There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you dont know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)
Chandler: Yes, we do. But, we have to change first.
Ross: Nobody likes change.
Chandler: (To Monica) Hey, listen, why dont we go change in my room?
Monica: Yes, I want to change. And why-why dont you go down and get us a table?
Ross: I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Ross: Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.
The Man: I'm making change. I need change for the bus.
Monica: Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Okay? (She pours out the rest of her change purse into the bucket.)
(The man starts to take some change out.)
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
(They change places.)
Blackjack Dealer: Changing one hundred! (Gives him the change.) Good luck sir.
Stanley: Umm, slight change of plans. We've shut down.
(Monica puts some change in Phoebe's bucket.)
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Joey: (to the dealer) Can I change a hundred? (He hands him his chip.)
Commercial: (in the background their singing Smelly Cat) Problem odour in the litter box? Dont change your kitty, change your kitty litter.
Monica: I dont want things to change! Do you?
Monica: Good. What made you change your mind?
Monica: But still, its a big change. The end of an era, you might say!
Monica: I didnt change!
Monica: Okay, can we change the topic? Because its really doing nothing for me.
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Monica: Because they dont know were dating. (Again, trying to quickly change subjects.) Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and the stove to cook.)
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Phoebe: Oh wait, I change my mind! (She slams the door on them.) Okay, let's talk about the party! I have so many ideas! (Holds up a cocktail napkin.)
Phoebe: Oh right, because youre so capable of change.
Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?
Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)
Phoebe: Then change it back!
Rachel: But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
Chandler: Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?
Monica: Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.
Phoebe: 'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!
Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could- (To Ross) -I'd want yours.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Rachel: Well, things change.
Chandler: (To Monica) Go change! (To Phoebe) She doesnt want her parents to know shes drunk.
Lewis: Yeah, Im all in love with you and stuff. So could you change my grade?
Chandler: (To Rachel) Okay, will you just go help her change please!
Lewis: I know I didnt do well on my midterms and stuff but, I was kinda hoping you could change my grade.
Phoebe: Yknow, youre friends getting married, its gotta change things.
Joey: I love living with you so much. I just wish things didnt have to change.
Phoebe: Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! (Whips back the sheet to reveal him wearing new pajamas.)
Ross: Okay. I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Rachel: Hey, yknow what? Youre the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler! You should be the one to go! Why should I have to leave?!
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentines dinner! Surprise!
Phoebe: Yeah. Youre just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. Youre like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry