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Ross: Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didnt actually land on the moon. But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely. (Apollo 8 was the first one that orbited the moon and the one that read the Christmas Story from the orbit of the moon on Christmas Eve, 1968. They also took the famous Earthrise picture of the Earth rising over the moon.)
Monica: No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! Were not at a barn dance. Youve gottayou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?
Phoebe: And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
Phoebe: Okay but thats why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil its Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey
Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
Joey: Absolutely! Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas and their birthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime theyre hungry or sleepy. Yknow, kids are tough. Good luck with that. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: Watch, watch. (She turns a strand of Christmas lights strung around the house.)
Chandler: Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.]
Phoebe: Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined.
PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.
Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. Its about being with the people that you love.
Monica: Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something.
Chandler: Well, you still havent taken down the Christmas lights.
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
PHOEBE: Happy Christmas Eve Eve. [sees Ross's picture frame] Oh my God, where did you get this?
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
ROSS: Yeah, what're you guys doin' here, aren't you supposed to be Christmas shopping?
CHANDLER: Who said anything about Christmas?
RACHEL: Well, that doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas.
RACHEL: This is it, isn't it? I mean, this is what my life is gonna be like. My mom there, my dad there. Thanksgiving, Christmas. She gets the house, he's in some condo my sister's gonna decorate with wicker. Oh, Chandler how did you get through this?
ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything. MONICA: No, I will not cave. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [Gives him the cash.]
Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel, Chandler, and Joey are decorating the Christmas tree.]
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Phoebe: Duh!! Christmas!
Joey: Yeah, the ah, trees that dont fulfil their Christmas destiny are thrown in the chipper.
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
Monica: Christmas cookie?
Joey: And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees.
Monica: (walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody answers)
Monica: Oh honey, is that cause your Mom died around Christmas?
Monica: (entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.
Chandler: Its like Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.
Phoebe: This is the worst Christmas ever.
ROSS: No no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now?
Joey and Monica: (jumping up from behind the couch) Merry Christmas!!
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
Ross: Well, she wore it all Christmas day, and then uh
Ross: Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
(At that Ross plugs in some Christmas lights to light the place up.)
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Rachel: Its not Christmas!
Chandler: Hey, look at this! (Holding a newspaper) Theyre lighting the big Christmas tree tonight.
Joey: Well, I know what Im giving you for Christmas.
[Scene: Joeys work, selling Christmas trees.]
Monica: (interrupting her) Okay, now Thanksgiving's over, let's get ready for Christmas. Who wants to go get a Christmas tree?!
Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahons party. I played you one of my songs, yknow Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.
Phoebe: Oh, no, I have the cutest Christmas story!
Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
Chandler: All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call (he takes it off) for writing "Screw you, Mr. Bing!" on the back of my chair! (he looks at it) -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler.
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Sophie: Yknow why? Shes got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Rachel: We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
Chandler: See now it feels like Christmas!
Chandler: Well seeing that drunk Santa wet himself, really perked up my Christmas.
Chandler: If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?
Joey: Yep! Looks like its gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.
Rachel: Chandler, arent you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?
Joey: Hey-heeyyy - Look at that, it's a Christmas miracle!
Joey: Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (Starts drumming.)
Ben: Christmas.
Maitre d': I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.
Ben: Christmas eve.
Ross: (to Monica) Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
Joey: (entering wearing a Superman costume) Merry Christmas!
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Ross: You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!
Phoebe: No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)
Chandler: (entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Monica: It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand.
Monica: I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
[Flashback to 209 - TOW Phoebe's Dad] [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]
Wendy: *Now* it feels like Christmas.
Rachel: We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Chandler: (entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Others: (simultaneously) Merry Christmas! (except for Phoebe...)
(All are leaving, wishing each other a Merry Christmas, peace on earth, etc. Only Wendy stays.)
Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Chandler: Merry Christmas, you guys!
Chandler: Merry Christmas.
Others: (simultaneously) Yeah, Merry... Christmas. (again, Phoebe...)
Wendy: Besides, I can't leave until their Christmas party downstairs clears out; there are some *pissed off* insurance people looking for that ham.
Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.
Joey: Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!
Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!
Monica: Merry Christmas.
Joey: All right. But, youre gonna have to tell them. (He opens the cabinet to reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball as decorations.)
Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
Ross: I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you (Points to Ben) a Merry Christmas!
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
RACHEL: [answers door] Hi, welcome to our tropical Christmas party. You can put your coats and sweaters and pants and shirts in the bedroom.
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Joey: Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas....