words in movies
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Chandler: Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! And I'm not too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks!
JOEY: Chandler gave me word of the day toilet paper. I'm gonna get some coffee.
CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
CHANDLER: Ya know I think this is much better than the coffee house.
ROSS: Well we did it, we're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take?
PHOEBE: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and ya know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh I just got that. [They kiss.]
CHANDLER: Would you come on! Come on! [waitress brings their coffee] Thank you.
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
CHAN: OK, I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?
Phoebe: Im gonna get coffee.
Phoebe: (turning around and picking a cup off of a table) Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! (handing her the cup) Okay, lets skedaddle.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Monica: Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.
Rachel: Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Rachel: Wait, Im not just gonna drink somebodys old coffee.
Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean were gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Ross are seated. Rachel is walking over with coffee and a piece of pie.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
Mr. Kaplan: Im not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.
Chandler: Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
Phoebe: Ill have coffee.
Rachel: Ohhh! That is soo sweet! (gets up to get herself a cup of coffee)
Robert: Coffee.
Mr. Kaplan: Ill bet your thinking, Whats an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee? Eh?
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
Issac: Oh right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.]
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Joey: ...feel like getting a cup of coffee?
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
(She goes over to the snack table, and Joey quickly runs over and pours her a cup of coffee.)
Ross: Okay, its coffee.
(She starts to go and get the coffee and falls behind the counter.)
Tommy: Ice coffee? Tell me its ice coffee!
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Chandler: (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?
Ross: Oh. (looks at his watch) Oh-oh. (takes a drink of coffee and resumes reading the letter)
Ross: (looking at the coffee table where his money was) Hey umm, was-was Monica here?
Phoebe: Oh, look what we almost left. (Picks up a coffee maker)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
Ross: Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Rachel: You wanna go inside and have some coffee?
Monica: Chandler, thats like your fourth cup of coffee!
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
PHOEBE: Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her! (Chandler runs and picks up his shoes) Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww. (Chandler runs to the bathroom, as the computer bing-bongs) No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first. (Chandler runs to the computer) No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much. (Chandler walks slowly into the kitchen)
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Phoebe: Ooh, ice! I am so in the mood for ice! (They go and get the coffee and the ice leaving Ross and Emily alone.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table.]
Chandler: Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because Im exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Rachel: Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)
Written by: Mark Kunerth Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting another cup of coffee.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee. Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel.]
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
(Doug and Kara go get the coffee.)
Chandler: Coffee in a fight! (Does the laugh again.)
Janice: I know! I know! And then you lose your apartment! And then you lose your job! And then your ex-wife gets married so fast! And now the coffeeahh!! Ross, we need to talk.
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Katie: You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut! (She slaps her thighs, Joey jerks, and spills some of his coffee.)
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Joey: (sets the coffee down) Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny.
Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.
(Ross returns from getting some coffee.)
Phoebe: Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?
(She goes for his magazine and he grabs it away before she reaches it. But she was only using the magazine as a decoy because she grabs his cookie and coffee, takes a bite out of the cookie and drinks some of the coffee.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are there. There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment. Also, there are boxes all over the apartment. Joey is working on something on the coffee table.]
Rachels Boss: Now Mr. Kaplan Sr. likes his coffee strong, so your gonna use two bags instead of one, see. Now pay attention, cause this parts tricky, see some people use filters just once.
Phoebe: Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
Ross: Jen, I know this may sound a little (makes some kind of crazy noise) But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or
Gary: (To Phoebe) Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?
Joey: I went back to Riffs. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries.
Phoebe: (taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachels not in the same place you are.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters.]
(She gets up and goes over to Chandler who's ordering some coffee from Gunther.)