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Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]
Chandler: More coffee over here, please!
Monica: Oh, whatd ya bring me?! (She opens the gift) Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?
Rachel: (to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.)
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
Ross: That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. (Joey walks by with a cup of coffee.) Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble. Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation.]
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
Fran: Look, youre cold, I have to pee, and... (indicating the sign) ..theres a cup of coffee on the window. How bad could it be?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters.]
Rachel: Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee.]
(Jamie Buchman and Fran Devanow enter the coffee house. They look about them as Jamie removes her coat and scarf.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe.]
(The waitress brings their coffee.)
Monica: Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]
Ross: No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! (Pause) Why didnt I get head of the department? (Goes and gets some coffee.)
Joey: I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.
Rachel: You guys wanna get some coffee?
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Ross: Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?
MONICA: [She grabs the coffee cup on the table and licks the rim.] There you go, enjoy your coffee.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
[Scene: Chandler's job, Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand. One of his co-workers walks by.]
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
[they both stir thier coffee and proceed to stare into the mugs]
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
Rachel: (Brings Joey a mug of coffee) Okay, here we go...
JOEY: Chandler gave me word of the day toilet paper. I'm gonna get some coffee.
Chandler: Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! And I'm not too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks!
ROSS: Well we did it, we're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take?
CHANDLER: Ya know I think this is much better than the coffee house.
CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
PHOEBE: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and ya know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh I just got that. [They kiss.]
Monica: Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
CHANDLER: Would you come on! Come on! [waitress brings their coffee] Thank you.
Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?
CHAN: OK, I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.
Phoebe: Im gonna get coffee.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Ross are seated. Rachel is walking over with coffee and a piece of pie.]
Rachel: Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Phoebe: (turning around and picking a cup off of a table) Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! (handing her the cup) Okay, lets skedaddle.
Rachel: Wait, Im not just gonna drink somebodys old coffee.
Mr. Kaplan: Im not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean were gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.
Rachel: Ohhh! That is soo sweet! (gets up to get herself a cup of coffee)
Chandler: Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
Phoebe: Ill have coffee.
Mr. Kaplan: Ill bet your thinking, Whats an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee? Eh?
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Robert: Coffee.
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.]
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Issac: Oh right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place.
(She goes over to the snack table, and Joey quickly runs over and pours her a cup of coffee.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Joey: ...feel like getting a cup of coffee?
Chandler: (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?
(She starts to go and get the coffee and falls behind the counter.)
Ross: Okay, its coffee.
Tommy: Ice coffee? Tell me its ice coffee!
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
Ross: Oh. (looks at his watch) Oh-oh. (takes a drink of coffee and resumes reading the letter)
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Ross: (looking at the coffee table where his money was) Hey umm, was-was Monica here?
Phoebe: Oh, look what we almost left. (Picks up a coffee maker)
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
Monica: Chandler, thats like your fourth cup of coffee!
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
Ross: Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
Rachel: You wanna go inside and have some coffee?
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after shes done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.
PHOEBE: Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her! (Chandler runs and picks up his shoes) Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww. (Chandler runs to the bathroom, as the computer bing-bongs) No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first. (Chandler runs to the computer) No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much. (Chandler walks slowly into the kitchen)
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.