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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Ross: (coming back in) Did you say something?
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (Theres a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!
Chandler: Youre coming on to the entire room! (He goes over to pick up a stack of magazines next to her, and to get her attention, he throws them back down.) Im Chandler.
Ross: Hows Monica coming along with her vows?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Chandler: Hes coming into the audience. Hes coming into the audience.
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Matthew: Well thank for coming here, its good to see you.
Ross: I just didnt see the fast song coming.
Ross: Maybe its uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more! (They pull over.)
Ross: Huh, didnt see that coming.
(They hear a knocking sound coming from the hallway and go to investigate.)
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Ross: I think its coming from your bag.
Ross: Thank you so much for coming back over.
Rachel: (coming from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs?
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Will: Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
Phoebe: I am one of Bens mothers. Im a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents.
Chandler: Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?
Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.
Mike: All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of "I touch myself". Coming up next we've got Monicasinging "Delta Dawn".
Rachel: Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. IOkay umm this I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.
(There are scratching and squeaking noises coming from the living room, and Joey wakes up, terrified. He pulls his blanket higher. The doorknob is turning.)
Rachel: Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!
Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)
Janice: Uh-oh, I feel another one coming. (She makes a sound like a goose during the contraction.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Rachel: Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.
Ross: So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?
Ross: Oh! Oh! Shes upside down but shes coming! Shes coming!
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Phoebe: Well, I guess they�re not coming. You wanna just order?
Rachel: Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
Ross: You're really not coming back?
Chandler: (coming from the bedroom) Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa.
Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
Phoebe: Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look mad. Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!
Ross: (coming in) I'm dead and no one cares?
Ross: So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?
[Scene: The hallway, Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game.]
FBOB: Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. [kisses Monica]
Ross: What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Joey: (To some people) Hey! Hey alright! Hey, glad you could make it (Shakes a man's hand) Thanks for coming.
Phoebe: (coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!
Phoebe: But he didn't really know, you know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me...
(Rachel opens the curtains and sees Charlie coming out from the dressing room just next to theirs)
Rachel: Coming! Try under the bed, try under the bed!
Rachel: Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
Phoebe: Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame.
Joey: (sighs) Wow... I did not see this coming.
Phoebe: Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?
Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)
Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, Frank. I counted them when they were coming out of my area.
Chandler: Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?
Rachel: You know what? Ive been thinking about it. Im really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.
Monica: Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!
Ross: I know, and with the baby coming?
Rachel: Well, he's coming from Jersey, he said he would get here as fast as he could!
Monica: (coming) Are you still crying about your damn baby? Pheebs, you gotta keep the line moving, remember, 20 seconds per person. Your see these clowns all the time! (she takes off)
Mike: Thanks for coming you guys.
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Rachel: Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming with me.
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.
Ross: (knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes back)
Monica: Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming.
[Scene: Green's mansion. Rachel's Room. Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]
Monica: (to Joey) I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.
Chandler: (speaking as in pain) They're never coming down now.
Phoebe: I did not see that coming.
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Rachel: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Chandler: Jeez, man did you fall..(sees its a beautiful woman coming out of the mens room) Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?
Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming of off Stevie.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Phoebe: (coming back for Joey) No! (Grabs Joey and drags him away.)
Rachel: So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?