words in movies
[Scene: The Hallway Between The Apartments, Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital. Ross is helping her up the stairs.]
Chandler: (coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?
Chandler: This coming from the man who couldnt split our 80 dollar phone bill in half.
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh Oh wait, I dont have to lie to you, you dont live here anymore. Uh, Im eating their food. What are you doing?
Ross: Nooo!! Gandolf?! Gandolf is coming to town?
Rachel: Hes coming over! Hes coming over!
Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
Phoebe: No! Its not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Carol: Thank you so much for coming.
[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebes room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming from across the hall.]
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Ross: All right, you know that one was coming, but that doesnt mean you have unagi. (Does the finger thing.)
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
Receptionist: Well, heres a schedule of whats coming up. (Hands it to him.)
Chandler: (coming out from behind the door) I KNEW IT!!!!
Phoebe: (coming over after returning the musket) Wait a minute, no, this is, this is the reason you brought me. Okay? I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out.
Elizabeth: Yeah, Ive been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my Grandmas.
Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)
Phoebe: (coming back out) Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!
[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]
Rachel: No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
Phoebe: Well, hes never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!
Phoebe: (hearing the signal) Im coming! Im coming! (She takes off towards the signal and almost knocks another woman over.)
Rachel: No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you.
Rachel: Wow! I did not see that coming.
Joey: (coming back out) Finally!
Ben: When is Santa coming?
The Woman: Please! I have people coming from out of town today! And, I told them all about your candy!
Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?
Ross: (disappointed) Yes! Santa's coming!
Ross: Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?
Ben: So Santa's coming?
Monica: Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from Texas.
(Chandler runs to check on them coming up the stairs.)
Earl: (exhales) Look, um I really appreciate your coming down
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! Shes coming!
Monica: I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends
Rachel: Coming.
Monica: It sounds like its coming from across the street.
Rachel: Is-is he coming? (Looks hopefully out the door.)
Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)
The Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there.]
Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didnt you come up?
[Scene: Rosss Classroom, he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him.]
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know thats coming? Me. Are you?
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
Chandler: Hes coming into the audience. Hes coming into the audience.
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
Joey: Well, Im sorry. I thought parents were coming! Yknow? Your parents are comin! Chandlers parents are comin! Rosss parents are comin!
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Ross: Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Ross: Hows Monica coming along with her vows?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)
Ross: I just didnt see the fast song coming.
Matthew: Well thank for coming here, its good to see you.
Ross: Huh, didnt see that coming.
Ross: Maybe its uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more! (They pull over.)
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
(They hear a knocking sound coming from the hallway and go to investigate.)
Rachel: (coming from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs?
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Ross: I think its coming from your bag.
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Ross: Thank you so much for coming back over.
Will: Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!
Phoebe: I am one of Bens mothers. Im a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents.
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
Chandler: Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Mike: All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of "I touch myself". Coming up next we've got Monicasinging "Delta Dawn".
Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
(There are scratching and squeaking noises coming from the living room, and Joey wakes up, terrified. He pulls his blanket higher. The doorknob is turning.)
Amy coming out of the bathroom: Hey. Hey where's the baby?
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. IOkay umm this I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.
Rachel: Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!
Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)
Janice: Uh-oh, I feel another one coming. (She makes a sound like a goose during the contraction.)
Ross: So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?
Rachel: Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.
Ross: Oh! Oh! Shes upside down but shes coming! Shes coming!
Rachel: Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)