words in movies
(Ursula spins around looking puzzled, quite unable to tell where the sound is coming from.)
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock.]
Joey: Yeah! And hey, thanks for coming with me. And thanks again for helping me take a shower.
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!
The Porsche Owner: Im not coming back.
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!
[Scene: Monicas, Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering.]
Joey: No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball. (Takes out a bowling ball and a propane torch.) Ha-ha!
Ross: Emily is incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!
Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
PHOEBE: No. No, he is my submaring guy. He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time he's coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay.
Chandler: (coming all the way in) Listen, I just wanted to apologize about this afternoon and the whole massage thing. Y'know? I-I really like 'em.
Chandler: Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?
Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.
Monica: Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!
Monica: Its coming from the living room.
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is coming back from using the phone.]
Chandler: This coming from the man who couldnt split our 80 dollar phone bill in half.
Rachel: Hes coming over! Hes coming over!
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh Oh wait, I dont have to lie to you, you dont live here anymore. Uh, Im eating their food. What are you doing?
Ross: Nooo!! Gandolf?! Gandolf is coming to town?
Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Phoebe: No! Its not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming from across the hall.]
[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebes room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]
Carol: Thank you so much for coming.
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Elizabeth: Yeah, Ive been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my Grandmas.
Ross: All right, you know that one was coming, but that doesnt mean you have unagi. (Does the finger thing.)
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
Receptionist: Well, heres a schedule of whats coming up. (Hands it to him.)
Chandler: (coming out from behind the door) I KNEW IT!!!!
Phoebe: (coming over after returning the musket) Wait a minute, no, this is, this is the reason you brought me. Okay? I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out.
[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]
Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)
Rachel: No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you.
Phoebe: (coming back out) Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!
Phoebe: Well, hes never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!
Phoebe: (hearing the signal) Im coming! Im coming! (She takes off towards the signal and almost knocks another woman over.)
Rachel: No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
Ben: When is Santa coming?
Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?
Rachel: Wow! I did not see that coming.
Joey: (coming back out) Finally!
The Woman: Please! I have people coming from out of town today! And, I told them all about your candy!
Ben: So Santa's coming?
Ross: (disappointed) Yes! Santa's coming!
Ross: Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?
Monica: Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from Texas.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! Shes coming!
(Chandler runs to check on them coming up the stairs.)
Earl: (exhales) Look, um I really appreciate your coming down
Monica: I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends
Monica: It sounds like its coming from across the street.
Rachel: Is-is he coming? (Looks hopefully out the door.)
Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)
Rachel: Coming.
[Scene: Rosss Classroom, he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there.]
The Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know thats coming? Me. Are you?
Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didnt you come up?
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
Joey: Well, Im sorry. I thought parents were coming! Yknow? Your parents are comin! Chandlers parents are comin! Rosss parents are comin!
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Ross: Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Ross: Hows Monica coming along with her vows?
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Chandler: Hes coming into the audience. Hes coming into the audience.
Matthew: Well thank for coming here, its good to see you.
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Ross: I just didnt see the fast song coming.
Ross: Huh, didnt see that coming.
(They hear a knocking sound coming from the hallway and go to investigate.)
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Ross: Maybe its uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more! (They pull over.)
Ross: I think its coming from your bag.
Rachel: (coming from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs?
Mike: All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of "I touch myself". Coming up next we've got Monicasinging "Delta Dawn".
Ross: Thank you so much for coming back over.
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Will: Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandlers.]
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
Phoebe: I am one of Bens mothers. Im a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents.
Chandler: Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.