words in movies
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
DELIVERY GUY: Right. Could you sign this?
RICHARD: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
JOEY: Naa, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or somethin.
Monica: Maybe I could do it.
VAN DAMME: Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .
Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I dont even know where you work?
Danny: Oh wow, you look great! Glad you could make it.
Joey: Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
Joey: Wait a second, I could star in it!
Phoebe: Umm, my friend, Bonnie. She just always thought Ross was really cute, and now that you two arent together, she asked if I could set it up, but if youre not cool with it...
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Chandler: Could I be more sorry. (Looks at Joey.)
Chandler: Yknow? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, thats you and I together! Merge!
Joey: That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Joey: Yeah, like you could find something as sophisticated as this.
Monica: Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!
Joey: He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew! (Pause.) You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?
The Pastor: Could everyone please take their seats?
The Casting Director: (stopping him) I'm sorry. Could you, could you try it without the purse?
Monica: Oh, please, stop! Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell mejust say, "I don't like your massages."
Monica: So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?
Phoebe: Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate.
Professore Clerk: Or we could throw you both in now!
Rachel: She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!
Phoebe: Obviously I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things. I just thought if I kept insulting everyone, you would jump in and defend everyone and then you could look like the hero.
Ross: Oh, you could just go uh, "greatest of ease (plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it.
Joey: And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!
Amanda: I am so glad that you could come over tonight.
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
Chandler: Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested.
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
Chandler: Yeah, we could do that without yknow risking our lives at all!
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Joey: Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Phoebe: I suppose I could tell her it's just all my fault.
Phoebe: Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.
Ross: You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!
Nancy: Oh, I never could do it.
MONICA: Could you guys please try to keep it down, we're trying to start a Boggle tournament.
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
CHANDLER: Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Blepe?
Joey: Did I say you could smell it?!
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Phoebe: We could have breakfast in bed
Chandler: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. (She starts to take off her latex gloves.) Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.
Joey: Hey Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it?!
Ross: Well, Im-Im just glad I could, yknow, help you out.
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
Rachel: Pheebs? Could you get that? Please?
Ross: Yeah. He could row like a viking.
Monica: Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it!
Chandler: That's a good idea. I wonder where I could (Pause) get a basket of porn
Ross: So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.
Rachel: Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work.
Joey: Dont stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot!
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Monica: Yeah, well hes my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it.
Joey: How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.
Janine: I was just coming over here to apologize for my behavior! Id really like it if we could be friends.
Monica: That could be a four or a five. It's your call.
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
Joey: Yeah, why dont you move in with me? Itll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right?
Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)
Phoebe: Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!!
Phoebe: Yeah, thanks. And listen, can you do me a favor? Could you just umm, wake me up in a couple hours, yknow if you can.
Monica: Yeah, but yknow we could sneak in and watch.
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
Rachel: Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just never gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!!
Joey: "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex just looks at him and the director motions for him to continue so he tries it again.) "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex does nothing.) "Come on son! Your Mommas good people!"
Rachel: Well, maybe-maybe I could be your roommate Pheebs.
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
Phoebe: Maybe you could be my roommate!
Rachel: I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?
Joey: And while were down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! (Chandlers excited.) Oh, yknow what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.
Casting Director #1: Hold it. Im sorry, the surprise is a new swing set, if you could play it a little less intense?
Ross: Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it!
Ross: That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I dont come to this city much so I dont know if youre crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Monica: Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble.
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
Stanley: It-it's probably just temporary. We're hoping to get some more money soon, so if could just uh, hang out.
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Chandler: Uh, could you leave me one?
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Phoebe: Hello. Oh good. Ross could you put up some of these flyers for me? (He smiles at her.) OH!! Demon!! Demon!!
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
Joey: Oh (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadnt left you that last one? You two mightve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! Its like it was in the stars!
Chandler: How could it not matter?!
Rachel: Phoebe, come on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y'know, I thought it would be fun!
Monica: What? We could do it!
Hillary: And after that, what could I do except become a chef.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new (On Rachels glare) old sheet?