words in movies
Ross: Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyers office all I could hear was, "Three divorces. Three divorces!" Look, I just dont want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces.
Phoebe: Dont be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Yknow? Mines gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.
Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)
Phoebe: Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!
Ross: Could ya just, could ya just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebodys stairs!
Phoebe: Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!!
Chandler: Could be Casey.
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Rachel: But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.
CHANDLER: Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. [both laugh hysterically]
Chandler: Could I borrow it?
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Kate: And then right, right when the scene ends, he could take her with this raw, animal....
Phoebe: (to Vince) Well, that couldve been really awkward.
RACHEL: Uhh, I mean this is like reading about my own life. I mean this book could have been called 'Be Your Own Windkeeper Rachel'.
Joey: Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.
Robin Williams: Yeah, could you scooch?
Guru Saj: Hmm, let me see. Let me see. Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?
Rachel: How could you not tell me that she has hair?
Chandler: Well, y'know if Joey and I played with matches we could get you up to an even hundred.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Ross: So thats the only reason she could be here huh? It couldnt have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe Im a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!
Monica: Okay, good, cause umm, well maybe we could have a little workout of our own...
Phoebe: Okay. (Starts to spin) Ooh, y'know we could just do this. (She stops at Chandler)
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
Rachel: Jurassic Park could happen.
Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?
Joey: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
Rachel: You could.... say youre sorry to her mom.
Chandler: Could we be more white trash?
Mr. Geller: (pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? (They do so.) Thank you.
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Monica: Oh yeah, she didnt hire me out of pity, it wasnt so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks Im good.
Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)
Joanna: Rachel, could you come in here for a moment, please?
PHOEBE: You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or. It could be a guy.
PHOEBE: It could be like a big giant guy.
Gym Employee: Okay, no problem. (To someone out of the picture) Could you come here for a second?
Joey: Okay, relationship, boy this could take a while.
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Ross: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.
Monica: Well, you could actually go to the gym.
Rick: Wow! I had no idea! But you know, I could always find another masseuse.
Chandler: I could die.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, you could dance real good with her, shes the same size as me.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I could write about the time my hair did that "Woo-hoo" thing.
Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but hes really into the game so I dont want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.
Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?
Charlie: Ooh... Is it because of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the ... I could just...
Phoebe: Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Ross: Yeah, like I could lose it.
Monica: Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Ross: Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but dont you think you could at least hear the guy out?
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Phoebe: Ooh, I gotta go. I found a guy that who could fix up the van for catering.
Joey: Well, we could do that!
Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (Jill gives him a stick of gum, and a strange look) 'Gum would be perfection'? 'Gum would be perfection.' Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or 'I'll have a stick,' but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Monica: Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?
Phoebe: Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.
Rachel: (with a hurt expression on her face) Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?
Monica: Hey, dont mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
MONICA: A salad? Really I, I could do something a little more complicated if you like.
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
Mr. Waltham: (entering) Rachel! Could I have a moment?
Ross: Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
Rachel: Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face (points to Monica) and her chest (points to Rachel) I could really put something together.
Monica: Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just (Rachel grunts and throws her purse at it) throw your purses at it.
Phoebe: Ooh, hey, could we put on the news? I think it might be raining.
Joshua: Man, I could really flash somebody in this thing. (He goes to put his hands in his pockets.)
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
Phoebe: How could you say yes, what about our catering business?
Monica: I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?
Monica: Okay, but wouldnt it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.
Rachel: Oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?
RYAN: Your face could be covered with lochs, I wouldn't care.
Rachel: Can you not look at me when I say this? (He turns around) I thought that if I could get you here, I could seduce you.
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
Joey: Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. Theres no meat in beer, right?
Chandler: Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment!
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Joanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.
Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
Ross: (on the phone) Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. It seems you forgot a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? (pause) Thank you! Ok. Toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss, band aids, shaving cream, after shave... and I feel like I am forgetting something... Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? (pause) Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons.
Emily: I wish I could.
Ross: I could ask her to live with me!
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.