words in movies
Joey: Ok whoah-hey... Let me just stop you right there, ok? First, you lied, right? Then, you lied about lying, ok? Then you lied about lying about lying, ok? So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about... lying... (loses count and begins to count the number of 'lyings' in the air but gives up.) (yelling) Stop lying!
Joey: Well, I figured were in another country, so it doesnt count.
Phoebe: Count for what?
Monica: Count in our heads as-as good Madlibs.
Rachel: So whats the final head count on my baby shower?
Janine: Joey, you dont have to count down every time we kiss.
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.
Ross: Really? Did you count Mississipily?
Rachel: Oh right, cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks.
Assistant: You've got to face the red light. When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five. Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?
Chandler: Count of three?
Rachel: And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.
Rachel: Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
Phoebe: I know! Monicas gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?
RACHEL: Well then uh, we better make this night count. [He starts to carry her out.] Oh wait, I forgot to turn off the cappucino machine. [He carries her over to turn it off.] Anchors away. Oh no no, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my pu rse. [He carries her to the counter to pick up her purse.] Oh, you know what. I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Phoebe: (singing) ...fuchsia and mauvvve. Those are the 66 colours of my bedroommmm. (applause) Thank you, thank you. Ohh, and I invite you to count the colours in your bedroom. (Sees that Phoebe Sr. has entered, and to her) Except for you. You go away.
Chandler: Count of three?
Ross: (looks at her suspiciously) How do you count to five?
Ross: Spray, count, pat, then turn, spray, count and pat.
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Monica: Okay. (in her microphone) It's zero hour. All teams execute on my count. (to all) Let's get this bad boy on the road.
Tape: We will now count from one to five. Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Director: Let's try it again, and this time let's watch everybody watch Joey. (to Joey) Show 'em how it's done. (to the pianist) Count it off.
Monica: Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count.
Monica: All right, let me see. (She grabs the 8 ball.) Will Chandler have sex tonight? (Reads the answer.) Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.
Chandler: (entering) Im still on London time, does that count?
Chandler: Thanks for trying. (grabs the ticket and starts to leave) Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore!
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
Carol: Count faster.
Ross: Oh Pheebs, thats great. It doesnt count.
CHANDLER: Well, we could count again.
Chandler: Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?
Joey: Fortune! This guy is so stupid. (yelling) It's Count Rushmore!!
Assistant: Mississippi? I said count to five'!
Monica: Does so count!
Ross: Uh, hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesnt count.
Ross: Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, fine, fine! All right, you wanna win by cheating, go ahead, all right. Phoebe the touchdown does count, you win.
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didnt count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.
Monica: Whew. Although yknow, this is part of a salt and pepper set. I mean I guess yknow it may just count as a half a present. What do you think?
Joey: I discovered Im able to count all of my teeth using just my tongue.
Monica: Okay, count to three. 1. 2. 3!
Rachel: Well, the first time didn't really count... I mean, y'know, 's'Barry.