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CHANDLER: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!
CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.
MONICA: Not a lot, Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.
PHOEBE: Are you crazy?
MONICA: If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
Joey: You got it! And the rabbis beard, 100% horsehair. Nice catch C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Pauses as he waits for C.H.E.E.S.E.s next line.) Its your line C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Suddenly C.H.E.E.S.E. goes crazy and starts flinging its arms and advancing on Joey behind the desk.) Wayne! Wayne!!
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
Chandler: Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!
Joey: (with food in his mouth) You talked to him. Are you crazy?
Ross: Crazy.
Rachel: Honey, I'm sorry, but he's right. I love you, but you're crazy.
Monica: What?! Why? Why is this crazy? So this isn't the ideal way to something....
Monica: Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Chandler: Because that would be crazy?
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Chandler: Maybe he's calling to say your obsessive and crazy.
Ross: Really? Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Ross: (on the phone) Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Joey: Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Yknow? The only problem is, Carls acting is (Does the international hand symbol for so-so.)
Monica: Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh?
Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
Chandler: Run! Run you crazy, rich freak!
Monica: Are you crazy?!
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Monica: Noo!! Its driving me crazy. I mean every other way hes like the perfect guy, he has everything. Plus! He actually has everything.
Monica: Well if-if thats what it is, then its-its crazy.
Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?
Chandler: She gets crazy! This scar (points to his forehead) is from Pictionary!
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Joey: Thats crazy.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Phoebe: What?! I thought you were crazy about her!
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Monica: Didnt it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, yknow if-if there was just like one little area where Ithat I think we needwe would need to work on; I-I would think it was were just not crazy enough!
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that Im not some crazy girl who is dying to get marriedIm just going through a hard time.
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Chandler: Totally crazy stupid. (He nods his head at the people seated.)
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Joey: You do have a choice!! Ross, why are you listening to her?! Are you, are you crazy?!
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
Joey: You're driving me crazy with that!
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Joey: All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?
Ross: Jen, I know this may sound a little (makes some kind of crazy noise) But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or
Ross: Doesn't sound as crazy as paying a thousand dollars for a cat.
Ross: I know, it's crazy! We were just pushing Ben on the swings
Joey: I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!
Monica: Behind my brother's back? (Rachel glares at her) ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.
Joey: Absolutely! Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas and their birthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime theyre hungry or sleepy. Yknow, kids are tough. Good luck with that. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: (entering with Rachel) and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.
Joey: This is crazy.
Monica: Phoebe thats crazy!
Rachel: Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just never gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!!
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Phoebe: It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.
Rachel: I know, I know. I went a little crazy.
Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she?
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Lets do something crazy!
Rachel: Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on thats-thats crazyI mean thats crazy. So whats-whats going on with you? What is going on with you?
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Chandler: As crazy as soccer?
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Chandler: Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesnt want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assistas his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that cant have lumps in them.
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Joey: Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?
Ross: Thats okay, Im not so crazy about myself right now either.
Phoebe: (wearing a veil) Am I crazy or does this totally go?!
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Richard: I know this is crazy but am I too late?
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Hums While He Pees: No its Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy!
Joey: This is crazy! Hey look, I wanna switch to Rachel!
Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but I gotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, really dont.
Phoebe: (interrupting him) No listen to me! She is crazy!
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Joey: Yeah well, Im guessing after this shes not going to be crazy about electricity either.
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Cant we just flip a coin?!
Phoebe: Are you crazy?
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
Ross: Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.
Rachel: Im not vanilla! Ive done lots of crazy things! I mean I got-I got drunk and married in Vegas!
Rachel: All right listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that I wanted since I was a little girl.
Joey: Are you kiddin? Phoebe lived on the street. Okay? Plus, shes got this crazy temper. SheShes not standing right behind me is she?
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?