words in movies
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
[Cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.]
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
[Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
[cut to the girls huddle.]
[cut to the girls huddle]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
(Cut to Chandler)
(Cut to Ross and Monica)
[Cut to the hall, Joeys sister runs up and grabs Chandlers butt.]
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
[cut to Chandler, Joey, and Margha.]
[Cut to kitchen.]
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
[Cut to The Philly.]
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is trying to close the door on Ross.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[cut to Joey as Estelle, Joeys agent, approaches]
[Cut to Living Room]
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[cut to later]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
[cut to Joey, Rachel, and Tommy.]
[Cut to Joey hanging up the phone in Vegas. He's wearing a Roman gladiator's uniform and goes over to join a family to pose for a picture. You see, he's apparently taken a job at Caesar's Palace.]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
[cut to the end of the play]
[cut to the gang]
[cut back to the gang.]
[cut to Billy and Robin]
[cut to later in the game]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
[cut to later]
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
[cut back to Joey on the beach towel]
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[Cut back to the present day.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
(His dad nods. Cut to later. Joey is chopping mushrooms)
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around.]
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
[cut to later, Tim has left. Monica is still shivering. Theres a knock on the door.]
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
Joey: (to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey!! (makes the cut it motion with his hands)
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
[Cut to later that same day, Ross has retrieved his keyboard and is about to debut, "The Sound."]
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
[Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]
[cut back to Ross who finally finishes his so-called song with the same crash from before. He gets some applause, mainly cause hes done.]
[Cut to Chloe and Ross dancing, and their kiss.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Cut to still later, Rachel has now resigned herself to move and is now helping Monica. Phoebe is still on the chair.]
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
[cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone.]
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
[cut back to Chandler and Joeys.]
[Cut to Joey and Phoebe in the kitchen. Phoebe is watching Joey make a sandwich.]
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
[Cut to Chandlers bedroom.]
Ross: Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
[Cut back to Rachels date.]