words in movies
(Cut to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
[Cut to her apartment where Rachel is sitting at the table.]
Alice: Oh no-no, never say that. If we cant get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.
[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]
[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
The Director: Cut!!!!!!!!!! (Joey starts screaming again.)
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
[Cut to Joey and Janine]
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is about to give birth to the middle kid.]
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Director: Cut!
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
[Cut to the hallway, Janine is entering as Monica is taking out the garbage.]
[Cut to Joey and Janines.]
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
[Cut to Joey and Janines, theyre entering.]
[Cut to the hallway.]
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers, Rachel is entering.]
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
[Cut back to Joey and Rachels apartment.]
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.]
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
Joey: You cant make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut
[Cut back to the present.]
[Cut back inside.]
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
[Cut to Phoebe in another part of the store.]
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
The Director: And cut!
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
The Director: Cut!
[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
[Cut to the presenter.]
[Cut to the guys.]
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
The Director: Cut! Wonderful!
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]