words in movies
Chandler: (To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Cut to still later, Rachel has now resigned herself to move and is now helping Monica. Phoebe is still on the chair.]
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
[cut back to Ross who finally finishes his so-called song with the same crash from before. He gets some applause, mainly cause hes done.]
[cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone.]
[cut back to Chandler and Joeys.]
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
[Cut to Joey and Phoebe in the kitchen. Phoebe is watching Joey make a sandwich.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is finishing off her steak.]
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Cut to Chandlers bedroom.]
Ross: Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
[Cut to later, the whole group is seated on the floor and Rachel is explaining the rules of Spin the Bottle.]
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
Rachel: All right, cut, lets pick again, pick again.
[Cut to the balcony with Monica and Tim.]
Chandler: Oh. Oh, God! (He starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.)
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
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[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
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[Cut back to the present, Rachel has made her decision.]
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
[Cut back to the present, Ross is still looking at Rachel's invitation. Finally, he makes up his mind and mails it.]
[cut back to the present.]
[Cut to the guys apartment.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
[cut to another clip, this one is from The One With The Prom Video]
[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]
[Cut to inside.]
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]
(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]
(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)
[Cut to the delivery room.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a twice triumphant Frank returns.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
[Cut to the living room.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]
Tommy: Ooh, I dont know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
Monica: I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut to the guy's apartment.]
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is standing in front of his door.]
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
Phoebe: I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.]
The Saleswoman: You wanna return this couch? (Ross nods yes.) It's cut in half!
[Cut to the hallway, Phoebe is outside getting some last minute instructions from Rachel.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]
[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]