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Director: (To Cameraman) Make sure you get this, theyre gonna want it for the bloopers show. (To everyone) Alright cut! Listen up everyone, when we start again its gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybodys excitement.
[Cut to Joey and Janine]
[Cut to Ross and Monica, who are finally on a platform!]
Director: Cut!
Janine: Well, I dont know tonight when they yelled cut and we didnt get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[cut to later]
[cut to later, Rosss team has the ball.]
[cut to Ross and Monica.]
[cut to later, Monicas team has the ball.]
[cut to later, in Rosss huddle.]
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]
[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]
[cut to the guys team.]
[cut to the girls huddle.]
[cut to the girls huddle]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
(Cut to Chandler)
(Cut to Ross and Monica)
[Cut to the hall, Joeys sister runs up and grabs Chandlers butt.]
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
[cut to Chandler, Joey, and Margha.]
[Cut to kitchen.]
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
[Cut to The Philly.]
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is trying to close the door on Ross.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
[cut to Joey, Rachel, and Tommy.]
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[cut to later]
[cut to Joey as Estelle, Joeys agent, approaches]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
[cut to the end of the play]
[cut to the gang]
[cut back to the gang.]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
[cut to Billy and Robin]
[cut to later]
[Cut to Joey hanging up the phone in Vegas. He's wearing a Roman gladiator's uniform and goes over to join a family to pose for a picture. You see, he's apparently taken a job at Caesar's Palace.]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
[cut to later in the game]
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
[cut back to Joey on the beach towel]
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[Cut back to the present day.]
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
Joey: (to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey!! (makes the cut it motion with his hands)
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
[Cut to later that same day, Ross has retrieved his keyboard and is about to debut, "The Sound."]
[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around.]
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
[Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]
[cut to later, Tim has left. Monica is still shivering. Theres a knock on the door.]
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
[Cut to Chloe and Ross dancing, and their kiss.]
(His dad nods. Cut to later. Joey is chopping mushrooms)
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Cut to still later, Rachel has now resigned herself to move and is now helping Monica. Phoebe is still on the chair.]
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
[cut back to Chandler and Joeys.]