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[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
[Cut to Phoebe in another part of the store.]
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
The Director: And cut!
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
The Director: Cut!
[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
[Cut to the presenter.]
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
The Director: Cut! Wonderful!
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
[Cut to an office building.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joeys grandmother. Im spelling phonetically.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey is walking towards Ross.]
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to the scene described above.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is putting tape on the bottom of his shoes.]
[Cut to Monicas work kitchen, shes on fire again and Joey is putting her out.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel whos working there.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joeys debut on Days.]
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe at the mike.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cleaning the apartment for Monica and is frustrated with things not lining up.]
[Cut to Joey going over to talk to Dennis Phillips.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
[Cut to Monica walking up to Chandler.]
[cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the football game, and they all cheer loudly.]
[Cut to Chandler in the hallway practicing dancing and is doing it very well.]
Director: Cut! Very nice people!
[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the scene described above.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Joey and Monica.]