words in movies
(cut to Ross, Chandler and Rachel)
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Phoebe: YOU'RE FIRED! (mimes the CUT again) (pause and she raises her glass) Cheers! (Chandler raises his, smiling and Monica stares at him and he puts down his glass.)
(Cut to Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Ross storm in looking very unhappy)
(Cut to Phoebe who is in the living room, still on the phone.)
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)
(we cut to Monica)
(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)
(She takes off the coat she was wearing over her wedding dress, which is violet and has a darker shade petticoat underneath which shows at one side where the dress is lifted up to about the height of her hip and connected to the petticoat. She's wearing a veil over her curly hair and a low cut top with straps only just hanging over her shoulders.)
(cut to the street in front of Central Perk where Ross is walking Chappy. He has a plastic bag in his hand.)
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut back to the present.]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[cut to later in the same scene]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[cut to later]
[Cut back to the present, Rachel has made her decision.]
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
[Cut back to the present, Ross is still looking at Rachel's invitation. Finally, he makes up his mind and mails it.]
[cut back to the present.]
[Cut to the guys apartment.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
[Cut to inside.]
[cut to another clip, this one is from The One With The Prom Video]
[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)
(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]
(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)
[Cut to the delivery room.]
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a twice triumphant Frank returns.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]
[Cut to the living room.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
Tommy: Ooh, I dont know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
Monica: I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is standing in front of his door.]
[Cut to the guy's apartment.]
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
Phoebe: I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.]
Chandler: (To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
Guest #2: (sees the cake) Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! (Ross tries dumping it into a nearby plant.) Who would do a think like that?
[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]
[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]
[Cut to the hallway, Phoebe is outside getting some last minute instructions from Rachel.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
The Saleswoman: You wanna return this couch? (Ross nods yes.) It's cut in half!
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
[The camera cuts to show the couch, which has been cut in half.]
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
[Cut to Rosss apartment, he his playing the Bagpipes, badly. Hes worse than that whole keyboard thing a few years ago.]
Alice: Oh no-no, never say that. If we cant get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
[Cut to her apartment where Rachel is sitting at the table.]
Joey: (smiling) Oh, they cut me out of the show.
[Cut to Chandler and Monica on the couch.]
Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]