words in movies
Ross: Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
[Cut to Chandler and Joeys, Joey and Phoebe are watching TV. The TV is turning off and on, and each time Phoebe is blinking her eyes like the Genie did. The switch obviously controls the outlet which the TV is plugged into.]
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers, Rachel is entering.]
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
[Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.]
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut back to Joey and Rachels apartment.]
[Cut back to the present.]
Joey: You cant make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
[Cut to Phoebe in another part of the store.]
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
The Director: And cut!
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
The Director: Cut!
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
[Cut to the presenter.]
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
The Director: Cut! Wonderful!
[Cut to an office building.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joeys grandmother. Im spelling phonetically.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey is walking towards Ross.]
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]