words in movies
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]
DIRECTOR: Cut.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
MONICA: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
[Cut to outside Central Perk.]
(Cut to Chandler and a woman, Andrea, reaching for the same slice of meat)
MONICA: Cut it out.
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Rachel seems touched. She pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Ross at his apartment.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
(Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of disappointment.)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to later, they are finishing up the pizza, theres one piece left.]
(cut to later in the day)
(Cut to Ross and Monica)
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
[cut to later]
[cut to later, Rosss team has the ball.]
[cut to later, in Rosss huddle.]
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]
[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]
[cut to the guys team.]
[cut to the girls huddle]
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[cut to Ross and Monica.]
[cut to later, Monicas team has the ball.]
[cut to the girls huddle.]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
(Cut to Chandler)
[Cut to the hall, Joeys sister runs up and grabs Chandlers butt.]
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
[cut to Chandler, Joey, and Margha.]
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
[Cut to kitchen.]
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to The Philly.]
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is trying to close the door on Ross.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[cut to later]
[cut to Joey as Estelle, Joeys agent, approaches]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[cut to Joey, Rachel, and Tommy.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
[cut to the end of the play]
[cut to the gang]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
[cut back to the gang.]
[cut to Billy and Robin]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[Cut to Joey hanging up the phone in Vegas. He's wearing a Roman gladiator's uniform and goes over to join a family to pose for a picture. You see, he's apparently taken a job at Caesar's Palace.]
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
[cut to later]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
[cut to later in the game]
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
[cut back to Joey on the beach towel]
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[Cut back to the present day.]